MАTTRESS Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 "i had to cut these gloves up into small pieces, which was kind of a huge pain because i had to use my weak chemist arms" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 "it wouldn't be grape soda of it wasn't toxic so i added some blue and red coloring" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 "i just died went to heaven and fell back down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 "I JUST GOT NEARLY MURDERED BY a dodo.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 "just because im like a were-rabbit doesnt mean i cant be GLAM" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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savya Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Dad: “Do you know what this means?” Dad: “*says something in another language*” Me: “uhhh…‘I will drink my daughter/granddaughter’s foot water and then go to heaven’?? ” Dad: Dad: Dad: “yes” -what happened a few days ago during dinner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 "its scrumbled my wasds stop DD: " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 *just before grabbing something salty* ”do I have any cuts on my hand? No. Okay.” *grabs knife* ”do you want some?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modiano Urania Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 6 hours ago, Modiano said: i am afraid of facebook now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lilytuft Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 -Megatron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 "i had to sift through so many boxes of hair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MATTRESS Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 20 hours ago, Modiano said: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modiano Urania Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 2 hours ago, ralsei deltarune said: *Bans for 5 minutes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 what i want for new years: My gender back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MАTTRESS Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 "my groceries are crying" "your groceries are crying" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 [gradually zooming in to a dog] "you smell like....... Crying ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 "get you a dog that makes you adventurous in makeup" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eebee Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 tw: eyes - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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