MАTTRESS Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 (struggling) "hrgh...is that the sun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loxfeaf Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 "they named their planet after dirt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 "if there's one thing i hate more than dying, it's people rubbing it in my face okay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTVALK Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Me, screaming into an echo-y microphone "HEEEEERES JOOHNNNY" My friend "What if some kid heard that and was like 'mmmuhmy, jdohnny is coming.'" Also my friend "Then their like 'MUMMY, Can jdohnny come to a play date?'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 4 hours ago, Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp said: "they named their planet after dirt" "they" ? not we ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 "Why would you do that?" "B I G," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 1 hour ago, МATTRЕSS said: "they" ? not we ?? Don't worry I can assure you I know that quote. It's from a Netflix show where the protagonists are aliens 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2763miles Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suruzzy Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 "If you're going to lie to me at least do it in an aesthetically pleasing way, okay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 (All of these were said by me and my friends within the last 2 months “He’s a skittle man.” “He’s a skillet man.” “Just steal the fluffy hair and put it on your head.” “I stood back down-" “Well, you have a space picture on page three.” “I would can the other three toes and give them to the animal shelter. I would tell them they’re cat toys.” “I heard you could hide a kebab-” “Mm, gotta love them snake carcasses.” “Dad, stop touching me.” “You were trying to kill my manhood!" “I got glasses at an audiologist.” “Ah, French people.” “Great, now my face is flappy.” “This is my home now. Just kidding, that’s a log.” “Woah, it smells like school." “Gotta get those glutes kickin’ in!” “When I was seven years old, I was seven years old.” “I have several bones to pick with you. You’re too attracted to short men *pew pew* You have a healthy relationship *pew pew* you have too many joints *pew pew* you have elbows *pew pew*” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BirbMonstwo Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 “I’ve officially killed something with my eyelids!” -Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MАTTRESS Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 "now notice how they dove on those dives" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 16 hours ago, BirbMonster said: Don't worry I can assure you I know that quote. It's from a Netflix show where the protagonists are aliens wait omg what is it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 12 minutes ago, МATTRЕSS said: wait omg what is it 3Below Its part of 3 shows together called Tales of Arcadia I reccomebd watching them in chronological order (Trollhunters, 3Below, Wizards, Trollhunters movie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda_ Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 "Oh, there's another bug....TO MURDER" -Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loxfeaf Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, Andromeda_ said: "Oh, there's another bug....TO MURDER" -Me NOOOOO I NEARLY CRY WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE PURPOSELY KILL A BUG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda_ Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp said: NOOOOO I NEARLY CRY WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE PURPOSELY KILL A BUG why???? I would understand if you have pet bugs but if you did you would've told us already so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTVALK Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 4 minutes ago, Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp said: NOOOOO I NEARLY CRY WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE PURPOSELY KILL A BUG Literally every spider that enters my house never leaves again- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loxfeaf Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Andromeda_ said: why???? I would understand if you have pet bugs but if you did you would've told us already so I don't *Sobs loudly* I just feel so bad for them - Fire ants are red Carpenter ants are blue (Ish?) Don't make bugs dead You should agree, too 1 minute ago, Valkcake said: Literally every spider that enters my house never leaves again- NOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll O's spam at you ]:< 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 4 hours ago, Andromeda_ said: why???? I would understand if you have pet bugs but if you did you would've told us already so My friend has at least 4 tarantulas, along with about 6 or 7 scorpions as pets. They're working on getting a snake, too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lizardcake Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 "he becomes evil so his neck elongates" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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