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All my pets can die, if my mi- if my fortune III diamond pickaxe with efficiency IV and unbreaking III disappears then we're talking pain

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that relatable moment when you're dragged out of bed because carrots are raining from the sky

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I bought a bag of venom and I wish I really really really didn't

It turns out

Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom

It's poison

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Just now, Lilyturf said:

I bought a bag of venom and I wish I really really really didn't

It turns out

Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom

It's poison

wha-

why-

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1 minute ago, Lilyturf said:

Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom

um, murder?

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Just now, Lisa said:

wha-

why-

google the lyrics and you will find an answer

(I'm obsessed with bad lipreading)

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3 minutes ago, Lilyturf said:

Some day

when you are older

you could get hit by a boulder

while you're lying there, screaming

"come

help

me

pLeAsE",

the seagulls

(hmm)

poke your knees C :

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Just now, TundraKitsune said:

while you're lying there, screaming

"come

help

me

pLeAsE",

the seagulls

(hmm)

poke your knees 😄

One day I was walkin' and I found this big log
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick,
And I was like, "That log had a child."

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