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Just now, ralsei deltarune said:

I am so so sorry blame tako

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'SPONGEBOB! Where in Poseidon's pantyhouse is that sorry excuse for a cashier?!'

''Sorry excuse for a cash--' Oh! You mean Squidward!'

'Yes. I mean, Squidward. WHERE IS HE?!'

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"you can buy piss from the pope?"

"Holy Water"

 

"Only real chads pee in the shower"

 

a conversation i overheard in class

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"dude you can't just break i to my house"

"i don't break into your house, i just occasionally invite myself in through your unlocked windows, make a cup of coffee, drink that coffee, and take some food to go. there's a difference, Phillip." 

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4 hours ago, Lizardcake said:

'Could you not stand so close?! You're making me claustrophobic!'

'What does claustrophobic mean?'

'It means he's afraid of santa claus'

I FORGOT THE JOKE AND BEFORE I FINISHED READING IT I THOUGHT "HES A BIGOT TO CLAUSES" LIKE HOMOPHOBIC

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