TundraKitsune Posted December 4, 2021 Posted December 4, 2021 "...and a flaming star of nuclear death is born. So far so good." 2
polly Posted December 4, 2021 Posted December 4, 2021 Just now, ralsei deltarune said: I am so so sorry blame tako dsgdfghhgjghk
TundraKitsune Posted December 5, 2021 Posted December 5, 2021 "Imagine being covered by thousands of flies." 1
lizardcake Posted December 7, 2021 Posted December 7, 2021 'SPONGEBOB! Where in Poseidon's pantyhouse is that sorry excuse for a cashier?!' ''Sorry excuse for a cash--' Oh! You mean Squidward!' 'Yes. I mean, Squidward. WHERE IS HE?!'
Pancake Posted December 7, 2021 Posted December 7, 2021 "you can buy piss from the pope?" "Holy Water" "Only real chads pee in the shower" a conversation i overheard in class 1 1
TundraKitsune Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 "Your second line of defense awakes and rises like a teenager that needs to get up on a school day: very slowly." 2
Ozzy. Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 "lettuce goes with tomato, tomato goes with bacon" "..." "yeah" 1
Ozzy. Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 "dude you can't just break i to my house" "i don't break into your house, i just occasionally invite myself in through your unlocked windows, make a cup of coffee, drink that coffee, and take some food to go. there's a difference, Phillip." 3
lizardcake Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 'Could you not stand so close?! You're making me claustrophobic!' 'What does claustrophobic mean?' 'It means he's afraid of santa claus' 1
cookie Posted December 8, 2021 Posted December 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Lizardcake said: 'Could you not stand so close?! You're making me claustrophobic!' 'What does claustrophobic mean?' 'It means he's afraid of santa claus' I FORGOT THE JOKE AND BEFORE I FINISHED READING IT I THOUGHT "HES A BIGOT TO CLAUSES" LIKE HOMOPHOBIC
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