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"i had to cut these gloves up into small pieces, which was kind of a huge pain because i had to use my weak chemist arms"

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Dad: “Do you know what this means?”

Dad: “*says something in another language*”

Me: “uhhh…‘I will drink my daughter/granddaughter’s foot water and then go to heaven’?? 

Dad:

Dad:

Dad: “yes”

 

-what happened a few days ago during dinner

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*just before grabbing something salty*

”do I have any cuts on my hand? No. Okay.”

 

*grabs knife* ”do you want some?”

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