Ozzy. Posted January 27, 2022 Posted January 27, 2022 "HA! H-HAND HOLDING?!?! YOU LOSER!! ONLY LOSERS HOLD HANDS WITH E-EACH OTHER!!" *runs behind tree and breaks down sobbing* "WHY DOESNT ANYONE HOLD MY HAND??? IM A LOSER1! WHY ISNT MY HAND BEING HELD???" *sobs* 2 1
cookie Posted January 27, 2022 Posted January 27, 2022 "he wants to touch the corpse of a bathwater demon ?" 1
Ozzy. Posted January 28, 2022 Posted January 28, 2022 "STOP DODGING THE BULLETS!1!1!!!!11 I LITERALLY SHOT YOU FIVE TIMES!!!111! WITH A GUN!!!!1!!1! THEIR MOVING TOO FAST FOR YOU TO DODGE GFHJFGHJFHGHFHFJFHFHGGHHGGHGGJH" *screams in frustration and shoots again* "*dodges bullet* [[poggers]], my guy, but your [[beta gamer]] moves are too [[dogwater]] for my [[pro gamer]] [[pogchamp]] abilities.*dabs*" 1
cookie Posted January 28, 2022 Posted January 28, 2022 "i had a bunch of pre-flattened flesh laying around, and some fur, and an extreme lack of friends to keep me company" 1
cookie Posted January 28, 2022 Posted January 28, 2022 Just now, NEW COOKIE said: "i had a bunch of pre-flattened flesh laying around, and some fur, and an extreme lack of friends to keep me company" "so i thought it would be a good idea to make pikachu" 1
BirbMonstwo Posted January 28, 2022 Posted January 28, 2022 “Today I was almost assaulted with a Pringles can” 1
cookie Posted January 28, 2022 Posted January 28, 2022 "i won't litter my brain from now on, don't worry!" 1
Pancake Posted January 29, 2022 Posted January 29, 2022 me, leaning on a pole with a bean on it: “what do you have to say about this, bean pole?” 1
BirbMonstwo Posted January 29, 2022 Posted January 29, 2022 “Commander! Do something violent!” ”Would you like a gun?” ”Yes please! Hey guys look at this!” (proceeds to accidentally shoot someone) 1
cookie Posted January 30, 2022 Posted January 30, 2022 "im in the black market for roblox peppa pig games" 2
pepper_ Posted January 30, 2022 Posted January 30, 2022 "your childhood was just a weekend in las vegas" 1
polly Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 "HGHJIBJKBJNKVBJBIXF" "oak sapling" "ICVBUHFGIJHGIJYJGHIJ" 1
cookie Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 "i started thinking about how the player would actually obtain the seeds and came to the logical conclusion that you'd have to kill giant spiders and trade their souls with the friendly skeleton gardener" 1
Pancake Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 "your honor, league of legends." "death." "AAAAA-"
Pancake Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 "I'm spiderman and im gonna kill your family" 1
Pancake Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 On 12/13/2021 at 2:03 PM, Boo Boy said: "Abe get yo crusty dusty a$$ shoes off the table you are our head lawyer" this is still funny to me out of context
pepper_ Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 "there is nothing wrong with me. i just wanna kill someone, alright?" 2
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