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"Ah yes, your melons will suddenly eveporate and a sausage egg mcmuffin will appear in places you never imagined,"

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"cow"

"Im gonna have a kid and name him asparagus."

 

both from fade ❤️

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Friend“What happens if you get run over by a car? It would crush you!”

Me: “Oh then… Oops! I died!”

 

-me and my friend when going home after school today

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19 hours ago, MATTRESS said:

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I'M SPA
SPAMTON G SPAMTON.
IM FROM [[this general area]]
[[you]] WANNA KNOW [[why]] [[those sorry souls]] WON'T [[give ya]] ALL THE [[tea]] ???

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" E S S E N T I A L  O I L S . " -my friend from roblox

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"GUYS [unnamed irl friend] WAS SECRETLY WOODY THE WOODPECKER ALL ALONG"

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“You guys know there’s a candy store like right down there?”

”big top?”

”yeah-“

”I know but they don’t have Barbie gummies” *hold up a bag of said Barbie gummies*
”WH-“

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"yeah so children are either brought by a stork or found in cabbage. I was in cabbage!"

"I was cut in half and in two cabbages because I was too big"

"I was in carrots"

-me and my friends talking

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“You know, I’m realizing I might be more mentally off the rails than I thought.”

-me

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