NUTELLA MONSTER Posted May 5, 2022 Posted May 5, 2022 "skit les baboon"-Blizzard (@THE GAYEST ONE HERE) 1
BirbMonster Posted May 5, 2022 Posted May 5, 2022 "Ah yes, your melons will suddenly eveporate and a sausage egg mcmuffin will appear in places you never imagined," 3
lizardcake Posted May 5, 2022 Posted May 5, 2022 "You have your starter pair, MY EYES and internal screaming " -Modiano 1
ap0110 Posted May 5, 2022 Posted May 5, 2022 "cow" "Im gonna have a kid and name him asparagus." both from fade ❤️ 1
nnotsavya Posted May 5, 2022 Posted May 5, 2022 Friend: “What happens if you get run over by a car? It would crush you!” Me: “Oh then… Oops! I died!” -me and my friend when going home after school today 1
Ozzy. Posted May 6, 2022 Posted May 6, 2022 19 hours ago, MATTRESS said: I'M SPA SPAMTON G SPAMTON. IM FROM [[this general area]] [[you]] WANNA KNOW [[why]] [[those sorry souls]] WON'T [[give ya]] ALL THE [[tea]] ??? 1
ap0110 Posted May 6, 2022 Posted May 6, 2022 "GUYS [unnamed irl friend] WAS SECRETLY WOODY THE WOODPECKER ALL ALONG" 1
BirbMonstwo Posted May 6, 2022 Posted May 6, 2022 “She has an awful mental illness relating to balloons flying away,” -Me
Pancake Posted May 6, 2022 Posted May 6, 2022 “You guys know there’s a candy store like right down there?” ”big top?” ”yeah-“ ”I know but they don’t have Barbie gummies” *hold up a bag of said Barbie gummies* ”WH-“ 1
lizardcake Posted May 6, 2022 Posted May 6, 2022 "yeah so children are either brought by a stork or found in cabbage. I was in cabbage!" "I was cut in half and in two cabbages because I was too big" "I was in carrots" -me and my friends talking 2
Pancake Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 “You know, I’m realizing I might be more mentally off the rails than I thought.” -me 2
pepper_ Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 "I FEEL BAD FOR YOUR CAT, IF I HAD TO CUDDLE WITH YOU I'D BE MISERABLE!!!" heard in my study hall
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