lizardcake Posted May 10, 2022 Posted May 10, 2022 "This ad is unbearable! How can they think that it works?! ... I'm hungry." 1
Star Starless Posted May 10, 2022 Posted May 10, 2022 "plot twist: (c!)star is just a raging lesbian" 2
BirbMonster Posted May 12, 2022 Posted May 12, 2022 "I called the ghost a smart cookie," -10 seconds later- "I keep complimenting this ghost, I just called him hailarious," -My sister -------------------------------------------------------- "I decided that it's time to sell my personal diary," -My sister (IN BITLIFE NOT REAL LIFE) -------------------------------------------------------- "Is Jared alive" "No" "oh" -My classmates -------------------------------------------------------- "Miss I want to go to the gasoline and just s n i f f it," -My classmate
BirbMonstwo Posted May 12, 2022 Posted May 12, 2022 5 hours ago, BirbMaster said: "I decided that it's time to sell my personal diary," -My sister (IN BITLIFE NOT REAL LIFE) To clarify more, my sister said that while playing bitlife
Star Starless Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Pancake said: Baldi-berry cookie
nnotsavya Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 “sand taste good” “yum sand” “behold the sand” “i like sandy sandy” “lovely sand restaurant” “your weird” -opinions from people when i opened a sand restaurant on Early Access WoF (Roblox) 1
nnotsavya Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 “It’s time for me to die of this horrible sickness, son. I hope you live a happy life without m-” “Hold on dad, I’ll be right back.” *comes back with his bag* “Wh-” “Don’t worry, you be okay soon enough.” *pulls a charger out of the bag, plugs the charger and puts the charger’s charging thing where you plug it into his dads mouth.*
nnotsavya Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 “My opinion offended you? You should see the ones in my head.”
t3tra_xix Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Pale said: “My opinion offended you? You should see the ones in my head.” i want one of these shirts so bad LOL 1
nnotsavya Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 “EAT DIRT” *a ghost spawns and kills me* -my friend on roblox 2
lizardcake Posted May 13, 2022 Posted May 13, 2022 "Let me get this straight. You just caught a live fish behind the wallpaper. Using a cat toy as bait. Right." 1
nnotsavya Posted May 14, 2022 Posted May 14, 2022 *me and my friends making a murder scene in brookhaven* me: OH YEAH! ITS TIME FOR BABY WITH A GUN EPISODE 2 SEASON 7!!!! YES SEASON 7!!!!!! other guy: oooh this looks interesting im going to film this and be camera man *gets a camera* my friend: AND DON’T FOROGT BABY WITH A BOMB!!!!!!!! *starts bombing the place* me: YEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts shooting people with a riffle/gun and causing chaos at the same time* *everybody goes crazy and camera man disappears* me: OH NO! CAMERA DUDE DISAPPEARED! OH WELL! TIME TO SHOOT MORE PEOPLE AHHAAHHAHAHAHAH *goes insane* my friend: BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB *bombs the whole place*
pepper_ Posted May 14, 2022 Posted May 14, 2022 On 2/23/2020 at 1:12 AM, MATТRESS said: "Now it's just gonna be more matching suspenders, and macklemore haircuts, and..." *gagging noises* "Oh, don't gag, honey! Macklemore's not that bad!" "No, why do you all smell like Icy-Hot?!" And... "Oh my gosh, so he's in a coma, you guys!" "No...he's just sleeping...he'll wake up soon." "Please pray for Chab, life lovers, it's still very serious!" "No, not at all, it's just a minorly fractured tibia, so..." "Will he loose the leg?" "No...?" "Will he hacky again?" I don't understand the question...?" "Please leave, please leave...GO!" oh my gosh loving lyfe i keep meaning to rewatch that
BirbMonster Posted May 14, 2022 Posted May 14, 2022 "Oh my goodness, we're elevenaires! What a time to be alive!"
lizardcake Posted May 14, 2022 Posted May 14, 2022 "Now it basically looks like buried treasure or like I buried a body here" 1
Star Starless Posted May 14, 2022 Posted May 14, 2022 "I'm gonna make a graveyard on the moon." - my friend 1
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