BirbMonster Posted July 10, 2022 Posted July 10, 2022 "Imagine being a plumber and having your perfect record broken by none other by Thomas the Tank Engine"
BirbMonster Posted July 10, 2022 Posted July 10, 2022 "On second thought, why not remove all bones? Can't break what isn't there!"
lizardcake Posted July 10, 2022 Posted July 10, 2022 "hey, guys, you hearin this? what do you think that noise is?" "yeah, i hear it too. is someone being murdered?" "no, that sounds different" 1
nnotsavya Posted July 10, 2022 Posted July 10, 2022 “Chicken butt” “You just explained my whole life” -my sister and me 1
cookie Posted July 11, 2022 Posted July 11, 2022 "you were born with one half spiders one half potatoes in your mouth"
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