shortcake Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 15 minutes ago, Slushie the Icewing said: mop YES.
cookie Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 "imagine if im dying of like heart bleeding or something and my last words are i just wanted choccy milk" 1
shortcake Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 On 8/3/2022 at 8:50 PM, VireTheRainwing said: "*repeatedly says steven*" minimal context: I was writing an email to someone both Vire and I know
cookie Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 "my love language is beating people with a wooden bat 🥺🥺" i dontknow what this means i just found it
shortcake Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 On 8/3/2022 at 8:03 PM, ace said: me: "*trying to explain that i am extremely depressed* see, i have problems, okay?" my 8-year-old neighbor: "I know." wow. just wow. this literally happened to me-
shortcake Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 NUUU UR SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME, NOT MARVEL AT HOW SPARKLY I AM!!
ScarletTheRaptor Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, ace said: NUUU UR SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME, NOT MARVEL AT HOW SPARKLY I AM!! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PUTTING GLITTER ON YOURSELF???!!!
shortcake Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, VireTheRainwing said: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PUTTING GLITTER ON YOURSELF???!!! uhm that i look beautiful??
ScarletTheRaptor Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 Just now, ace said: uhm that i look beautiful?? i said dont do that TvT
shortcake Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 Just now, VireTheRainwing said: i said dont do that TvT DONT TAKE IT AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!😭
ScarletTheRaptor Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 Just now, ace said: DONT TAKE IT AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!😭 i am taking all your glitter tomorrow.
shortcake Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 1 hour ago, VireTheRainwing said: i am taking all your glitter tomorrow. pwease no!!!
ScarletTheRaptor Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 1 minute ago, ace said: pwease no!!! ill think about it
shortcake Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 Just now, VireTheRainwing said: ill think about it imma eat it just so you cant take it <._.>
ScarletTheRaptor Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 Just now, ace said: imma eat it just so you cant take it <._.> YOU CANT EAT IT EITHER
shortcake Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 9 minutes ago, VireTheRainwing said: YOU CANT EAT IT EITHER nOoOoOoOo
shortcake Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 here's a conversation i had with a scam caller-😶 Me: “Hello?” Caller: “Yes, hello, can you please confirm that I am speaking with uldhsgbclajbnfse? This is szrdtfguyihjok;nlbhvgcf from gvdfclibnds;avibj.” Me: “Uhm, where are you calling from?” Caller: “North korea” Me: Uh, I thought that was a communist country. 🤔 Last i knew, your leader doesn't allow phone sevice outside of the country” Caller: “Yes, except our leader is dead now. 💀 He died a couple of days ago” Me: “Really? Because he was on the news this morning. He was complaining a missile not being launched” Caller: “Er, well, yes, but that is because i just killed him 5 minutes ago” 🔪 Me: “Don’t you think that statement is a little terroristic?” Caller: “No, because my sister is taking care of him as we speak, so everything is fine” Me: "Oh, so you and him must be really close then” Caller: “Nein” Me: “That’s german, not korean” Caller: “Ah yes. Thank you. aHkNhEeOoHw” Me: “There you go. Much better. Except i have a question for you: If North Korea doesn’t allow cell service outside of the country, how are you calling? Also, North Korea doesn’t teach English, so… yeah.”
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