Lilytuft Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ScarletTheRaptor Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 10 hours ago, DidIAsk said: here's a conversation i had with a scam caller-😶 Me: “Hello?” Caller: “Yes, hello, can you please confirm that I am speaking with uldhsgbclajbnfse? This is szrdtfguyihjok;nlbhvgcf from gvdfclibnds;avibj.” Me: “Uhm, where are you calling from?” Caller: “North korea” Me: Uh, I thought that was a communist country. 🤔 Last i knew, your leader doesn't allow phone sevice outside of the country” Caller: “Yes, except our leader is dead now. 💀 He died a couple of days ago” Me: “Really? Because he was on the news this morning. He was complaining a missile not being launched” Caller: “Er, well, yes, but that is because i just killed him 5 minutes ago” 🔪 Me: “Don’t you think that statement is a little terroristic?” Caller: “No, because my sister is taking care of him as we speak, so everything is fine” Me: "Oh, so you and him must be really close then” Caller: “Nein” Me: “That’s german, not korean” Caller: “Ah yes. Thank you. aHkNhEeOoHw” Me: “There you go. Much better. Except i have a question for you: If North Korea doesn’t allow cell service outside of the country, how are you calling? Also, North Korea doesn’t teach English, so… yeah.” ITS FUN TO MESS WITH THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE >:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ScarletTheRaptor Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 "SNUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pancake Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Don’t know if I’ve already posted this one or not 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Same with this one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 8 minutes ago, Pancake said: Don’t know if I’ve already posted this one or not (pretty sure you did) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 (edited) just heard my brother yell this walking down to the basement- "dO i HeAr SoMeOnE gOiNg PoOpY?!?" yes, this is normal. Edit: he's also older than me. by five years. he's 20. Edited August 10, 2022 by DidIAsk forgotten info 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 "sir? sir are you ok back there? are you uh- are you posessed or are you just doing a little jig?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 "cool, i just sent it to the 5th dimension for safe keeping" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletTheRaptor Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 "im running on 2 hours of sleep, an oreo, and a 5-hour energy and im ready to fight god" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 “there go my ovaries” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 "ah, lovely day. time to go pee on my neighbor's bush again-" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletTheRaptor Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 "can i eat an acorn" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 "i think i just couched." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 me: "pfft, what? me? scared of men? No! That's not even POSSIBLE!!" also me: *sees a man* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 ooh here's another one ~ person 1: "what? me? scared of children? no, why do you ask? also person 1: *sees a toddler* well hi there, little... uhm... human...?" the toddler: *randomly hiccups* person 1: GAH!! get beck, you fowl beast!!!" the toddler: *starts crying* person 1: RUN AWAY!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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