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On 8/10/2022 at 6:25 AM, DidIAsk said:

10-year-old me: "Holy shi- is that an VAPE PEN???"

15-year-old me: "ha ha. little do you know, you're gonna shove this up near your ass"

 

(if you know, you know)

Reminder to please read the forum rules again!
5) Use of vulgarity, profanity, parts thereof (S***) and any similar technique to post vulgar or profane content;

 

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caller: "hey. is this Mariea?"

me: "no its her son"

Caller: can you ask her when can we meet up?"

me: "i dont live with her"

Caller: "whos phone is this then?"

me: "the phone in my basement"

Caller: and what else is in your basement?"

me: "ur mom. im kidding. alot of kids"

Caller: *hangs up*

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"help! im stuck! Im stuck!! HELP!!!"

"what are you stuck in?"

"*WHEEZE* my hoodie! HALP IM STUCK!"

"what did you do? is it too small for you or something?"

"no i stuck my arms in it!"

"isnt that what you're supposed to do though?"

"yea but i stuck my legs in with it, too!"

"*excessive wheezing* you... are the dumbest person i know by far. ...and i know a lot of dumb people."

"i know... BUT IM STUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"

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