Pancake Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 13 hours ago, Spooky Star Starless said: "IM IN THE CLOSET AND THE DOOR IS LOCKED" "now all my glory days are gone, i was john elway now I'm elton john 😔" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 "I was crying on the couch, throwing up, missing Lizzo" -my history teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ap0110 Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Pancake said: "I was crying on the couch, throwing up, missing Lizzo" -my history teacher so was i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda_ Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Pancake said: "I was crying on the couch, throwing up, missing Lizzo" -my history teacher Based teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ItzFadeDaNightWing Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 4 hours ago, Pancake said: that is such a vibe, i need that in my life, i literally died out of laughter reading it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CABINET Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 "Don't call it 'Hairmaggedon'. HR doesn't like it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modiano Urania Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Potatoes fries everybovers yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shortcake Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 "woah, food!" "Jebidus." "embuzzled" "skatboured" "grbstlm" "could you not spit in my apple soup?" "you killed my therapist-" "eat the entire package of spiritual oreos" "I WILL shove it down your throat, and you WILL enjoy it!" "Is the topic of cheese in the Topical Guide?" "I will not confine myself to such a face" "Go out and hunt your neighbors-" "am I gonna get a cat that acts like a dog? Or a dog that acts like a cat? Or are they gonna both act like hamsters? You never know!" " 'what IS a vegetable?' 'IT'S A PIECE OF ART!!!' " "Guidance giraffe" "i haven't died on any Thursdays, and I haven't murdered anyone on Mondays. At least, not yet, anyway" " 'You're never to old to put on clothes.' 'Because it tastes good!' " " 'How will silence be broken?' 'With a hammer.' 'Ouch.' " "Tasty grass" " 'How is he not dead?!?' 'he used a fire resistance potion from minecraft.' 'Dude, this is Uno: Flip!' " "OOH, polygamy!" " 'we're allowed to call Hyrmo ancient.' 'Yeah, but that's only becuase he's wrinkly.' " "If there's such thing as 'lukewarm', shouldn't there be such thing as 'tiffanycold'?" " 'It was really hot in the band room' 'well, mayber band people should just be cool' " "Open up! this is Crouton, from the FBFBI! (Frog and Bird Federal Bureau of Investigation)" "King is ✨AnGy✨" "That's okay! Fire, is tasty, anyway!" " 'no, don't take my seahives!' 'seahives?' 'yeah, they're like bees and beehives, but in the water, so they're seahives.' 'I'm gonna make that now' 'DON'T TAKE MY SEAHIVES!!!' 'too late' this-this is plagiarism! this is mental plagiarism! this is illegal! I WILL NOTIFY THE POLICE!!! AHHH!!!-' " "did you just collide with me?" " 'what's his name again?' 'you forgot the name of your own son?' 'well, you would forget his name, too, if you had twelve kids!' " " 'you strategically poisoned yourself' 'I just wanted to eat pumpkin bread!" "ay, it's feeling ✨ sPiCy ✨" "I don't know what my tonsils are like." "✨wAtEr?✨ "why would you want to make it come alive? that would cause a lot of problems. Just eat it, it's food!" "my brother- -that- that does not taste like water." " 'wait, where did that come from?' 'ME!' " "oh. Oh. OH. OHHHHHH!!! IT'S A POEM! but it's a sad poem. aw, it's a murder poem." "the hand has been grabbed." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 "ill delete that bathroom towel, the bathroom towel was a little ambitious" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 "i was also being very ambitious with the bathroom, when i put the toilet paper AND the towel there what was i thinking???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda_ Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 "Greenland just exploded, that's fun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ap0110 Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Just now, ϐׁׅ֒𝓁ɪzzᵃгԃ said: he looks like he's done with life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ap0110 Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 me to tkao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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