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"If you don't like cats then ỳ̸͎̂o̶̺͍̔̍̌̐̑͠u̵̪̰͚̤̞͎͑͜'̷̠̝̘͌̌̐̓̓́͆ŗ̸̪̥̲̺͉̜͛͐̉̽͠ͅȩ̶̹̟̘̞̓͆̀̉̂̔̐̚ ̶̛͙̼̻̤̝̥͆͂̉̀n̴̥̝̟̫̘͉̩̅̍̆̎̕͝ȫ̸̧̲̝̹̻̘̩͎̤̟̔̓͌̃t̵̼͓̯̲̗̪̬́͊͜ ̵̡̡̘̪̜̙̠̊̈́͛̏͛̋͝r̷̼̱̳̮̙̺̜̹̘͗̀̀ē̴̹̪̝̻͆͒ͅà̸̡̛̮̻̪̱̩̖͋͑́̇̐͌̑̑l̶͚̱̹̱͊̿̂̉̔̓͘̚"

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“Why are you searching Fancy Font Generator in the morning?”

”So I can buy some potato bread from Walmart.”

”But-”

”Do not ask questions.”

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“Okay, remember standing up is the only way to solve falling down.”

*somebody falls down*

“I told you stand up.”

—Contemporary World Teacher

 

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My friend to me in the middle of history class:

Im not real. I was never real. Wake up, (name). Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

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*me and my friend at my house’s door*

Me: *spamming the doorbell, slowly*

Friend: “You can spam the doorbell??”

Me: *spams the doorbell viscously* “Yeah.”

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Me to my sister in the worst accent imaginable that I think was supposed to be french:

'I cannot breathe when I die!' 

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“It’s like shooting fish with a barrel!”

”Do you mean in a barrel?”

”Nope. A barrel is pretty big ammo so if you shoot a fish with a barrel you’ll probably hit it,”

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