cookie Posted December 5, 2022 Posted December 5, 2022 "it turns out around the world quite a few hospitals have their own particle accelerators,"
Andromeda_ Posted December 8, 2022 Posted December 8, 2022 "If you don't like cats then ỳ̸͎̂o̶̺͍̔̍̌̐̑͠u̵̪̰͚̤̞͎͑͜'̷̠̝̘͌̌̐̓̓́͆ŗ̸̪̥̲̺͉̜͛͐̉̽͠ͅȩ̶̹̟̘̞̓͆̀̉̂̔̐̚ ̶̛͙̼̻̤̝̥͆͂̉̀n̴̥̝̟̫̘͉̩̅̍̆̎̕͝ȫ̸̧̲̝̹̻̘̩͎̤̟̔̓͌̃t̵̼͓̯̲̗̪̬́͊͜ ̵̡̡̘̪̜̙̠̊̈́͛̏͛̋͝r̷̼̱̳̮̙̺̜̹̘͗̀̀ē̴̹̪̝̻͆͒ͅà̸̡̛̮̻̪̱̩̖͋͑́̇̐͌̑̑l̶͚̱̹̱͊̿̂̉̔̓͘̚"
nnotsavya Posted December 9, 2022 Posted December 9, 2022 “Why are you searching Fancy Font Generator in the morning?” ”So I can buy some potato bread from Walmart.” ”But-” ”Do not ask questions.”
nnotsavya Posted December 9, 2022 Posted December 9, 2022 “Okay, remember standing up is the only way to solve falling down.” *somebody falls down* “I told you stand up.” —Contemporary World Teacher
Stranger Posted December 10, 2022 Posted December 10, 2022 My friend to me in the middle of history class: Im not real. I was never real. Wake up, (name). Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
nnotsavya Posted December 21, 2022 Posted December 21, 2022 *me and my friend at my house’s door* Me: *spamming the doorbell, slowly* Friend: “You can spam the doorbell??” Me: *spams the doorbell viscously* “Yeah.”
Stranger Posted December 22, 2022 Posted December 22, 2022 Me to my sister in the worst accent imaginable that I think was supposed to be french: 'I cannot breathe when I die!'
Andromeda_ Posted December 23, 2022 Posted December 23, 2022 "Oh my god, look at the bomb! Look at the bomb, it's so cute!" 1
BirbMonstwo Posted December 26, 2022 Posted December 26, 2022 “It’s like shooting fish with a barrel!” ”Do you mean in a barrel?” ”Nope. A barrel is pretty big ammo so if you shoot a fish with a barrel you’ll probably hit it,” 3
Andromeda_ Posted December 27, 2022 Posted December 27, 2022 “Are you calling this man a coward?” “No, I’m calling him a blind, whimpering… coward.”
BirbMonstwo Posted December 27, 2022 Posted December 27, 2022 “You’re just jealous that I’m the only one who can break the fourth wall,” 2
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