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14 minutes ago, Prismatic Birb said:

“Our next question is from Pizzaman24”

”There were 23 pizza men before him???”

“Yes there’s a lot of pizza men”

 

Just now, Prismatic Birb said:

“Oh! They took their head off!”

Both of these are from msm live

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On 3/8/2023 at 11:49 PM, BirbMonsterTwo said:

 

Both of these are from msm live

Mmm I forgot one:

”Whenever there are burned footprints in the carpet, we need to tell the repair people we’re just very clumsy,”

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heres one from my the civics class that I TA for -

Person 1: "ya'll... I can't feel my toes..."

Person 2: "wait, what? I thought you didn't have toes- ?"

Person 3:" wow, thanks, Sherlock *eye roll* "

Person 1: "Wait, what?!? I DON'T HAVE TOES?!?"

Person 4: Jeez Louise... NICE GOING, TODD!"

 

here's one from bio-

Person 1: "Your mother is a basketball."

Person 2: "WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY A BASKETBALL?!?"

Person 3: "nah, brah. she be a tennis ball. look how short she is!"

(context: my friend and i have this inside joke where she is my "mother")

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"Why are you laughing?"

"Babies just look funny,"

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"I have no intrest in sport... or my sister's abs.." *descends into dying of laughter*

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CONTEXT: so the civics class that I TA for has the funniest teacher, and I'm making a quote book for him with things he's said during my freshman and sophomore year (I'm a sophomore this year). We'll call him Redhead (vire, you know who im referencing). anyway, he has ADHD and he's awesome and can relate to legit almost everyone

 

I cant remember exactly what everyone said, but the topic of "is a hot dog a sandwich" came up because Redhead was teaching about politics and he was using that as an example. It ended up with one of the students getting up and proving a point about the difference between toast, sandwiches, calzones, burritos, sushi, and a few other things, plus what you can identify as those things. This "presentation" ended up lasting over 25 minutes and took up most of the class time 😂

it was great

this is just one of the many things that makes being a TA for him so fun

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On 3/7/2023 at 5:39 PM, CABINET said:

"I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten."

I LOVE TUNGSTEN

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17 hours ago, UrLocalStrawberry said:

 "is a hot dog a sandwich"

hot dogs are closer to tacos than a sandwich. end of discussion

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"if you're writing a gay romance story,

you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the center of london."

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"Harold... how many kids have you killed in your life?"

"Hmm that would depend... is it only the times I've been specifically targetting kids or do cities I've helped destroy count too?"

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On 3/14/2023 at 12:07 PM, BirbMonster said:

"Are homosexuals more likeley to be gay?"

WAIT BIRB UR A NICHEMOBILETESTER???

how did i only just now notice this-

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On 3/12/2023 at 4:55 AM, MAТТRESS said:

hot dogs are closer to tacos than a sandwich. end of discussion

yeah, that was one of the 27+ points that the kid had made in his very necessary presentaion.

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48 minutes ago, Shortcake said:

WAIT BIRB UR A NICHEMOBILETESTER???

how did i only just now notice this-

Yep

I got the rank waaaay long ago in my early forum days….

never even tested niche mobile. I was the most useless person to get that rank. Kind of regret it now.

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