BirbMonstwo Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 “Our next question is from Pizzaman24” ”There were 23 pizza men before him???” “Yes there’s a lot of pizza men” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 “Oh! They took their head off!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted March 8, 2023 Share Posted March 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, Prismatic Birb said: “Our next question is from Pizzaman24” ”There were 23 pizza men before him???” “Yes there’s a lot of pizza men” Just now, Prismatic Birb said: “Oh! They took their head off!” Both of these are from msm live 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 "burgers feel warm in december when jumping boxes" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnotsavya Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 “GET THE MANS! CHARGE! EAT EM GHOSTIES! RAAAAAAAAAAAA” -pe class lmao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 On 3/8/2023 at 11:49 PM, BirbMonsterTwo said: Both of these are from msm live Mmm I forgot one: ”Whenever there are burned footprints in the carpet, we need to tell the repair people we’re just very clumsy,” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 “Who made Minecraft?” ”Uh… Peter!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 heres one from my the civics class that I TA for - Person 1: "ya'll... I can't feel my toes..." Person 2: "wait, what? I thought you didn't have toes- ?" Person 3:" wow, thanks, Sherlock *eye roll* " Person 1: "Wait, what?!? I DON'T HAVE TOES?!?" Person 4: Jeez Louise... NICE GOING, TODD!" here's one from bio- Person 1: "Your mother is a basketball." Person 2: "WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY A BASKETBALL?!?" Person 3: "nah, brah. she be a tennis ball. look how short she is!" (context: my friend and i have this inside joke where she is my "mother") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 "Why are you laughing?" "Babies just look funny," ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I have no intrest in sport... or my sister's abs.." *descends into dying of laughter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnotsavya Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 11 hours ago, UrLocalStrawberry said: (context: my friend and i have this inside joke where she is my "mother") same lmao. kazuha is my father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 CONTEXT: so the civics class that I TA for has the funniest teacher, and I'm making a quote book for him with things he's said during my freshman and sophomore year (I'm a sophomore this year). We'll call him Redhead (vire, you know who im referencing). anyway, he has ADHD and he's awesome and can relate to legit almost everyone I cant remember exactly what everyone said, but the topic of "is a hot dog a sandwich" came up because Redhead was teaching about politics and he was using that as an example. It ended up with one of the students getting up and proving a point about the difference between toast, sandwiches, calzones, burritos, sushi, and a few other things, plus what you can identify as those things. This "presentation" ended up lasting over 25 minutes and took up most of the class time 😂 it was great this is just one of the many things that makes being a TA for him so fun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polly Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 On 3/7/2023 at 5:39 PM, CABINET said: "I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten." I LOVE TUNGSTEN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 17 hours ago, UrLocalStrawberry said: "is a hot dog a sandwich" hot dogs are closer to tacos than a sandwich. end of discussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 "if you're writing a gay romance story, you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the center of london." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda_ Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 "I've seen people speedrun giving Mario an existential crisis." -My brother 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 "Harold... how many kids have you killed in your life?" "Hmm that would depend... is it only the times I've been specifically targetting kids or do cities I've helped destroy count too?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 "Hey kid... wanna buy some posters?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 "Are homosexuals more likeley to be gay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 “SHE’S EATING THE TEABAGS!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 On 3/14/2023 at 12:07 PM, BirbMonster said: "Are homosexuals more likeley to be gay?" WAIT BIRB UR A NICHEMOBILETESTER??? how did i only just now notice this- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 "jerry, put the bag down... jerry.. JERRY! NO! PUT IT DOWN! NO- I SAID PUT IT DOWN NOT TO EAT IT!!! JERRY!!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 On 3/12/2023 at 4:55 AM, MAТТRESS said: hot dogs are closer to tacos than a sandwich. end of discussion yeah, that was one of the 27+ points that the kid had made in his very necessary presentaion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 48 minutes ago, Shortcake said: WAIT BIRB UR A NICHEMOBILETESTER??? how did i only just now notice this- Yep I got the rank waaaay long ago in my early forum days…. never even tested niche mobile. I was the most useless person to get that rank. Kind of regret it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TundraKitsune Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 "Chat is going so fast no one knows I'm gay" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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