nnotsavya Posted April 15, 2023 Posted April 15, 2023 “Ah yes, i too partake in the scraping of crushed up rock on the shredded and bleached flesh of fallen trees” 1
BirbMonster Posted April 16, 2023 Posted April 16, 2023 "What does that 69 emoji in your bio mean?" "What?" "You know, the ♋" "Cancer," "Oh no, how long have you had it?" 1
Andromeda_ Posted April 16, 2023 Posted April 16, 2023 "If I don't have my Cocoa Puffies, I turn into a rat." 1
cookie Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 "i'm thor. i'm questioning my identity." "thor you should try wearing this dress" "this gives me.. gender euphoria. i'm going to become Trans now." 1
cookie Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 "i'm batman. i created my sona when i was 16. i always wanted to be a bat. and now i can live my dream. i can fight crime, and be a cute bat. look how cute i am." 1
2763miles Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 "i proceeded to make sentient ants that took over the world" 1
cookie Posted April 17, 2023 Posted April 17, 2023 "thankfully, you can just plug 14 keyboards into a windows machine and itll go 'yeah alright ive got 14 keyboards now. thats cool'" 1
2763miles Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 "this is just a regular light bulb..." shatter sound "...but i'm only interested in it's insides." 1
TundraKitsune Posted April 18, 2023 Posted April 18, 2023 "It tastes pretty good, but my pancreas just exploded." 1
2763miles Posted April 19, 2023 Posted April 19, 2023 "i was just looking at oranges and bananas, and then two pigeons ganged up on me, and sent me into the abyss!"
takoyamaaaS Posted April 19, 2023 Posted April 19, 2023 6 minutes ago, МATTRЕSS said: tako here i really love these dms
2763miles Posted April 21, 2023 Posted April 21, 2023 "the type of guy to know what feet taste like" 1
BirbMonster Posted April 21, 2023 Posted April 21, 2023 "So the moral of the story is, hams are adorable, sharks shouldn't fly, and I have smooth brain," 1
2763miles Posted April 21, 2023 Posted April 21, 2023 "You're not under arrest, you're not holding your trombone correctly."
Andromeda_ Posted April 22, 2023 Posted April 22, 2023 "What are you doing in my domain?" "Your mother." 1
Andromeda_ Posted April 22, 2023 Posted April 22, 2023 "I'm just a baby wet undercooked chicken breast..." 1
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