Broken Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 "Go to the baby room." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted February 23, 2020 Author Share Posted February 23, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katumai Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 "Smack a bell with a potato and the world will be yours!" 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepper_ Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 "Now it's just gonna be more matching suspenders, and macklemore haircuts, and..." *gagging noises* "Oh, don't gag, honey! Macklemore's not that bad!" "No, why do you all smell like Icy-Hot?!" And... "Oh my gosh, so he's in a coma, you guys!" "No...he's just sleeping...he'll wake up soon." "Please pray for Chab, life lovers, it's still very serious!" "No, not at all, it's just a minorly fractured tibia, so..." "Will he loose the leg?" "No...?" "Will he hacky again?" I don't understand the question...?" "Please leave, please leave...GO!" 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted February 23, 2020 Author Share Posted February 23, 2020 9 hours ago, RaanaTheBanana said: "Now it's just gonna be more matching suspenders, and macklemore haircuts, and..." *gagging noises* "Oh, don't gag, honey! Macklemore's not that bad!" "No, why do you all smell like Icy-Hot?!" And... "Oh my gosh, so he's in a coma, you guys!" "No...he's just sleeping...he'll wake up soon." "Please pray for Chab, life lovers, it's still very serious!" "No, not at all, it's just a minorly fractured tibia, so..." "Will he loose the leg?" "No...?" "Will he hacky again?" I don't understand the question...?" "Please leave, please leave...GO!" Another Loving Lyfe fan?! :0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TundraKitsune Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 17 hours ago, Skysplash8 said: I A L W A Y S K N E W S O A P W A S E V I L ! ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TundraKitsune Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 “These are attack eyebrows! You could take bottletops off with these!” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepper_ Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Skysplash8 said: Another Loving Lyfe fan?! :0 Yes! I'm not the only weirdo on here! Yaaaaaay! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impy10 Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Crosstale 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted February 24, 2020 Author Share Posted February 24, 2020 8 hours ago, Tundra said: I A L W A Y S K N E W S O A P W A S E V I L ! ! ! ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted February 25, 2020 Author Share Posted February 25, 2020 "We have to think?! And you chose me?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted February 25, 2020 Author Share Posted February 25, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted February 26, 2020 Author Share Posted February 26, 2020 "Let's get out of these ladies' clothes and get on some tights!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted February 26, 2020 Author Share Posted February 26, 2020 "I'm Will Scarlet. Scarlet's my middle name... my full name is Will Scarlet O'Hara." [whispers] "We're from Georgia." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 7:59 - we go to school at 7:50 (I was out cause I had to take a tour somewhere else at 9:00 and it would be a waste to go to school.) “Can I spam you with Hamilton memes while your at school?” “I’m going to take your silence as a yes.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 "I think Charlie Brown has nice hands." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 - G00gle translate, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 The following is actually something that came out of the mouth of one of my classmates: "Harry Styles looks like George Washington and Cinderella." I swear this is just as confusing with context. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted March 5, 2020 Author Share Posted March 5, 2020 "My husband believes you are dead. Do not force me to make that a reality." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted March 5, 2020 Author Share Posted March 5, 2020 Just overheard this from my parents' show (Basically) "Buy this from me, it's 50% off!" "Dude! That's almost half off!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted March 5, 2020 Author Share Posted March 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, Skysplash8 said: Just overheard this from my parents' show (Basically) "Buy this from me, it's 50% off!" "Dude! That's almost half off!" From the same show "We don't talk like that! Who taught you to talk like that?!" "You." "Oh." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TundraKitsune Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 (please tell me someone remembers this...) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted March 7, 2020 Author Share Posted March 7, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanDLinkZz Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 3/6/2020 at 6:24 AM, Google Oversætter said: "Look, Simba, everything is awesome. One day, Simba, the antelope will eat our bodies." "Wow! But i thought we eat the antelope?" "No, son, nobody messes with the antelope." "What about Zazu? Can we eat him?" "Yes, Simba." "What's going on?" "Uhhhh, nothing!" "Try not to make a sound..." "What are you telling him, Mufasa? *gets pounced on* AAAAAAA-" "That's very good!" "When we die, our bodies become very good." "What?" "Let me explain. Our bodies die when we die and the antelope eat our bodies when we die, so we are all very good." *Visible confusion* "As king, you must never respect the creatures" Yes. Much true. Such wow. Couldn't have said it better myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 On 3/4/2020 at 4:51 PM, G00gle Translate said: The following is actually something that came out of the mouth of one of my classmates: "Harry Styles looks like George Washington and Cinderella." I swear this is just as confusing with context. I think this wins so i am quoting it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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