Katumai Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 "Smack a bell with a potato and the world will be yours!" 3 1
pepper_ Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 "Now it's just gonna be more matching suspenders, and macklemore haircuts, and..." *gagging noises* "Oh, don't gag, honey! Macklemore's not that bad!" "No, why do you all smell like Icy-Hot?!" And... "Oh my gosh, so he's in a coma, you guys!" "No...he's just sleeping...he'll wake up soon." "Please pray for Chab, life lovers, it's still very serious!" "No, not at all, it's just a minorly fractured tibia, so..." "Will he loose the leg?" "No...?" "Will he hacky again?" I don't understand the question...?" "Please leave, please leave...GO!" 3 1
Sky Posted February 23, 2020 Author Posted February 23, 2020 9 hours ago, RaanaTheBanana said: "Now it's just gonna be more matching suspenders, and macklemore haircuts, and..." *gagging noises* "Oh, don't gag, honey! Macklemore's not that bad!" "No, why do you all smell like Icy-Hot?!" And... "Oh my gosh, so he's in a coma, you guys!" "No...he's just sleeping...he'll wake up soon." "Please pray for Chab, life lovers, it's still very serious!" "No, not at all, it's just a minorly fractured tibia, so..." "Will he loose the leg?" "No...?" "Will he hacky again?" I don't understand the question...?" "Please leave, please leave...GO!" Another Loving Lyfe fan?! :0 1
TundraKitsune Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 17 hours ago, Skysplash8 said: I A L W A Y S K N E W S O A P W A S E V I L ! ! ! !
TundraKitsune Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 “These are attack eyebrows! You could take bottletops off with these!” 3
pepper_ Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Skysplash8 said: Another Loving Lyfe fan?! :0 Yes! I'm not the only weirdo on here! Yaaaaaay! 1
Sky Posted February 24, 2020 Author Posted February 24, 2020 8 hours ago, Tundra said: I A L W A Y S K N E W S O A P W A S E V I L ! ! ! ! 1
Sky Posted February 26, 2020 Author Posted February 26, 2020 "Let's get out of these ladies' clothes and get on some tights!"
Sky Posted February 26, 2020 Author Posted February 26, 2020 "I'm Will Scarlet. Scarlet's my middle name... my full name is Will Scarlet O'Hara." [whispers] "We're from Georgia." 2
Aether Posted February 26, 2020 Posted February 26, 2020 7:59 - we go to school at 7:50 (I was out cause I had to take a tour somewhere else at 9:00 and it would be a waste to go to school.) “Can I spam you with Hamilton memes while your at school?” “I’m going to take your silence as a yes.” 1
Sky Posted February 27, 2020 Author Posted February 27, 2020 "I think Charlie Brown has nice hands." 1 1
Aether Posted March 4, 2020 Posted March 4, 2020 The following is actually something that came out of the mouth of one of my classmates: "Harry Styles looks like George Washington and Cinderella." I swear this is just as confusing with context. 1
Sky Posted March 5, 2020 Author Posted March 5, 2020 "My husband believes you are dead. Do not force me to make that a reality." 1
Sky Posted March 5, 2020 Author Posted March 5, 2020 Just overheard this from my parents' show (Basically) "Buy this from me, it's 50% off!" "Dude! That's almost half off!" 2
Sky Posted March 5, 2020 Author Posted March 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, Skysplash8 said: Just overheard this from my parents' show (Basically) "Buy this from me, it's 50% off!" "Dude! That's almost half off!" From the same show "We don't talk like that! Who taught you to talk like that?!" "You." "Oh." 2
CanDLinkZz Posted March 9, 2020 Posted March 9, 2020 On 3/6/2020 at 6:24 AM, Google Oversætter said: "Look, Simba, everything is awesome. One day, Simba, the antelope will eat our bodies." "Wow! But i thought we eat the antelope?" "No, son, nobody messes with the antelope." "What about Zazu? Can we eat him?" "Yes, Simba." "What's going on?" "Uhhhh, nothing!" "Try not to make a sound..." "What are you telling him, Mufasa? *gets pounced on* AAAAAAA-" "That's very good!" "When we die, our bodies become very good." "What?" "Let me explain. Our bodies die when we die and the antelope eat our bodies when we die, so we are all very good." *Visible confusion* "As king, you must never respect the creatures" Yes. Much true. Such wow. Couldn't have said it better myself. 1
Aether Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 On 3/4/2020 at 4:51 PM, G00gle Translate said: The following is actually something that came out of the mouth of one of my classmates: "Harry Styles looks like George Washington and Cinderella." I swear this is just as confusing with context. I think this wins so i am quoting it again.
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