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Me, screaming into an echo-y microphone "HEEEEERES JOOHNNNY"

My friend "What if some kid heard that and was like 'mmmuhmy, jdohnny is coming.'"

Also my friend "Then their like 'MUMMY, Can jdohnny come to a play date?'"

Posted
4 hours ago, Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp said:

"they named their planet after dirt"

"they" ? not we ??

Posted
1 hour ago, МATTRЕSS said:

"they" ? not we ??

Don't worry

I can assure you I know that quote. It's from a Netflix show where the protagonists are aliens

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Posted

(All of these were said by me and my friends within the last 2 months

 

“He’s a skittle man.”

“He’s a skillet man.”

“Just steal the fluffy hair and put it on your head.”

“I stood back down-"

“Well, you have a space picture on page three.”

“I would can the other three toes and give them to the animal shelter. I would tell them they’re cat toys.”

“I heard you could hide a kebab-”

“Mm, gotta love them snake carcasses.”

“Dad, stop touching me.”

“You were trying to kill my manhood!"

“I got glasses at an audiologist.”

“Ah, French people.”

“Great, now my face is flappy.”

“This is my home now. Just kidding, that’s a log.”

“Woah, it smells like school."

“Gotta get those glutes kickin’ in!”

“When I was seven years old, I was seven years old.”

“I have several bones to pick with you. You’re too attracted to short men *pew pew* You have a healthy relationship *pew pew* you have too many joints *pew pew* you have elbows *pew pew*”

Posted
16 hours ago, BirbMonster said:

Don't worry

I can assure you I know that quote. It's from a Netflix show where the protagonists are aliens

wait omg what is it

Posted
12 minutes ago, МATTRЕSS said:

wait omg what is it

3Below

Its part of 3 shows together called Tales of Arcadia

I reccomebd watching them in chronological order (Trollhunters, 3Below, Wizards, Trollhunters movie)

Posted
5 minutes ago, Andromeda_ said:

"Oh, there's another bug....TO MURDER" 

-Me

NOOOOO

I NEARLY CRY WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE PURPOSELY KILL A BUG

Posted
2 minutes ago, Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp said:

NOOOOO

I NEARLY CRY WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE PURPOSELY KILL A BUG

why???? 

I would understand if you have pet bugs but if you did you would've told us already so

Posted
4 minutes ago, Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp said:

NOOOOO

I NEARLY CRY WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE PURPOSELY KILL A BUG

Literally every spider that enters my house never leaves again-

Posted
1 minute ago, Andromeda_ said:

why???? 

I would understand if you have pet bugs but if you did you would've told us already so

I don't *Sobs loudly*

I just feel so bad for them

-

Fire ants are red

Carpenter ants are blue (Ish?)

Don't make bugs dead

You should agree, too

1 minute ago, Valkcake said:

Literally every spider that enters my house never leaves again-

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'll O's spam at you ]:<

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Posted
4 hours ago, Andromeda_ said:

why???? 

I would understand if you have pet bugs but if you did you would've told us already so

My friend has at least 4 tarantulas, along with about 6 or 7 scorpions as pets. They're working on getting a snake, too

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