cookie Posted June 2, 2023 Posted June 2, 2023 "this was actually kind of a huge pain" (explaining how his funnel was leaking an incredibly toxic and carcinogenic substance)
cookie Posted June 2, 2023 Posted June 2, 2023 "ok so my paint thinner soda turned out to be way better than i thought,"
Andromeda_ Posted June 2, 2023 Posted June 2, 2023 "How to speedrun giving your child a concussion" -Me 1 2
cookie Posted June 3, 2023 Posted June 3, 2023 "darn tubs that you can't slug in. untub- unsluggable tubs. ruining my day." 1
Loxfeaf Posted June 3, 2023 Posted June 3, 2023 On 6/2/2023 at 4:53 AM, BirbMonstwo said: I decided to send this to my friends on telegram 1
cookie Posted June 3, 2023 Posted June 3, 2023 "alfred. i can't use this magnifying glass unless it has bat iconography."
suruzzy Posted June 4, 2023 Posted June 4, 2023 “When a tiny piece of chocolate proposes to you, you say yes. This isn’t how I raised you young lady.”
BirbMonstwo Posted June 4, 2023 Posted June 4, 2023 “Will Smith will start his villain arc” -Me, 2023
CanDLinkZz Posted June 4, 2023 Posted June 4, 2023 Please refrain from throwing eggs in my vicinity, thank you.
cookie Posted June 4, 2023 Posted June 4, 2023 "total organ failure? is that like the sequel to total drama island?" 1
cedarwhisperplaysniche Posted June 4, 2023 Posted June 4, 2023 This is Mayor yolk, who is the mayor of egg city! (Throws egg at fence) oh no the mayor died! (Ask for context if u want it) 1
shortcake Posted June 6, 2023 Posted June 6, 2023 "STOP COMPARING MY BODY PARTS TO FOOD ITEMS, THAT'S WEIRD!!" -me when my nine year old neighbor started chasing me around on the sprinkler trampoline and calling my toes "skittles" 1
Andromeda_ Posted June 6, 2023 Posted June 6, 2023 "What are you doing?" "Bathing in my Cheetos" "...Why?" "What else am I going to do with 100 bags of Cheetos???" 1 1
cedarwhisperplaysniche Posted June 7, 2023 Posted June 7, 2023 I’m gonna open the boxxx (looks at you with an insane looking smile) that’s the exiting pwort! (Also pwort is just how she said part okay it ain’t a typo)
BirbMonstwo Posted June 8, 2023 Posted June 8, 2023 “So instead I’m gonna find another innocent animal to kill because I’m a good person!” 1
Loxfeaf Posted June 8, 2023 Posted June 8, 2023 2 hours ago, BirbMonstwo said: “So instead I’m gonna find another innocent animal to kill because I’m a good person!” Noooooo
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