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[New rock by the water]

"I need to bite you for money." -Tako

[takopolly]

19 minutes ago, TundraKitsune said:

"I need to bite you for money." -Tako

tios ture

[BirbMonster]

'It's been five minutes and I've already committed a war crime!"

[Merp_The_Derp]

'She shrugged her shoulders and threw the glass bottle, shattering as soon as it touched the wall "Woah," Michael whispered, "Magic"'

[Pancake]

"we just jumped from radiation and mutations to ELEPHANTS"

[Pancake]

"youve got 2, get cancer in one? one backup left, get cancer in THAT one??? welcome to cancer town"

[BirbMonster]

"This kid was raised in a self-driving Tesla, baby!"

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"Gaaaaay why's he gayyyy... why is Kyle gayyyy...."

[icecat]

"im a crumpled up piece of paper"

[lizardcake]

"so annoying that they just stopped inventing old people apparently, when i got the thing that collected old people."

[BirbMonstwo]

[BirbMonster]

"Oh I only have brittle bones in the morning. They usually harden around lunchtime, and at night... they get squishy,"

[BirbMonster]

"Mmmmm men's tea... nourishing, lasting... sets your underwear on fire,"

[BirbMonster]

"So get your teeth- well, they're someone else's teeth, but they COULD be your teeth- on wish.com!"

[BirbMonster]

(ignore the Santa Tracker posts I made earlier this is the wrong thread lol)

"Oh look! You can dress like a knight too and your dad will still want to die!"

[shortcake]

" *starts munching on sawdust* "

[BirbMonster]

"I like to chug a big mug of bruh before I go to work everyday,"

[BirbMonstwo]

“Hey, at least this water is still made of… water”

[lizardcake]

[BirbMonster]

"I will adopt every single Connor until I have aqcquired them all. It will be the biggest con of all time. And finally, I will be the true Connor!"

[lizardcake]

"i don't need elevators! i AM an elevator!"

[BirbMonster]

"Oh no! I tried to text my wife that I wanted to kiss her but accidentally typed kill! Now it's legally mandatory for everyone to kill their wives!"

[icecat]

[BirbMonster]

"Dying is a concept made up by the goverment"

[lizardcake]

"okay, now that our bench is here, i can safely die,"

[pepperpolly]

Just now, lizardcake said:

"okay, now that our bench is here, i can safely die,"

is thus about hollow knight