TundraKitsune Posted November 26, 2023 Posted November 26, 2023 "I need to bite you for money." -Tako
takoyamaaaS Posted November 26, 2023 Posted November 26, 2023 19 minutes ago, TundraKitsune said: "I need to bite you for money." -Tako tios ture
BirbMonster Posted November 28, 2023 Posted November 28, 2023 'It's been five minutes and I've already committed a war crime!"
Merp_The_Derp Posted November 28, 2023 Posted November 28, 2023 'She shrugged her shoulders and threw the glass bottle, shattering as soon as it touched the wall "Woah," Michael whispered, "Magic"'
Pancake Posted November 28, 2023 Posted November 28, 2023 "we just jumped from radiation and mutations to ELEPHANTS"
Pancake Posted November 28, 2023 Posted November 28, 2023 "youve got 2, get cancer in one? one backup left, get cancer in THAT one??? welcome to cancer town" 1
BirbMonster Posted December 1, 2023 Posted December 1, 2023 "This kid was raised in a self-driving Tesla, baby!" ______________________________________________________ "Gaaaaay why's he gayyyy... why is Kyle gayyyy...."
lizardcake Posted December 1, 2023 Posted December 1, 2023 "so annoying that they just stopped inventing old people apparently, when i got the thing that collected old people." 1
BirbMonster Posted December 2, 2023 Posted December 2, 2023 "Oh I only have brittle bones in the morning. They usually harden around lunchtime, and at night... they get squishy,"
BirbMonster Posted December 2, 2023 Posted December 2, 2023 "Mmmmm men's tea... nourishing, lasting... sets your underwear on fire,"
BirbMonster Posted December 2, 2023 Posted December 2, 2023 "So get your teeth- well, they're someone else's teeth, but they COULD be your teeth- on wish.com!"
BirbMonster Posted December 2, 2023 Posted December 2, 2023 (ignore the Santa Tracker posts I made earlier this is the wrong thread lol) "Oh look! You can dress like a knight too and your dad will still want to die!"
BirbMonster Posted December 2, 2023 Posted December 2, 2023 "I like to chug a big mug of bruh before I go to work everyday," 1
BirbMonstwo Posted December 2, 2023 Posted December 2, 2023 “Hey, at least this water is still made of… water” 1
BirbMonster Posted December 3, 2023 Posted December 3, 2023 "I will adopt every single Connor until I have aqcquired them all. It will be the biggest con of all time. And finally, I will be the true Connor!"
lizardcake Posted December 3, 2023 Posted December 3, 2023 "i don't need elevators! i AM an elevator!" 1
BirbMonster Posted December 3, 2023 Posted December 3, 2023 "Oh no! I tried to text my wife that I wanted to kiss her but accidentally typed kill! Now it's legally mandatory for everyone to kill their wives!"
BirbMonster Posted December 4, 2023 Posted December 4, 2023 "Dying is a concept made up by the goverment"
lizardcake Posted December 4, 2023 Posted December 4, 2023 "okay, now that our bench is here, i can safely die," 2
pepper_ Posted December 4, 2023 Posted December 4, 2023 Just now, lizardcake said: "okay, now that our bench is here, i can safely die," is thus about hollow knight
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