little to no context

[2763miles]

[GHOSTPOLLY]

[Loxfeaf]

[jaxpolly]

[GHOSTPOLLY]

"The White House took off into the sky"

[BirbMonstwo]

[Loxfeaf]

[BirbMonstwo]

“I bought the disembodied head of Shadow the Hedgehog,”

[tundrapolly]

"Hey buddy! What's this about you dying?"

[lizardpolly]

"✨american healthcare✨! where getting seriously injured sounds like a you problem! ✨"

[jaxpolly]

[BirbMonstwo]

“Why is the white tiger wearing adidas? Is he like, Russian or something?”

[Andromedapolly]

"Who lives in New Jersey?" 

"Satan"

[GHOSTPOLLY]

[lizardpolly]

[lizardpolly]

[BirbMonstwo]

“That’s what kids like, right? Drink coffee, be pronouns?”

[lizardpolly]

"at this point in the story ronald mcdonald has betrayed the dark brotherhood so i need to ride rainbow dash over to dawnstar and find him"

[lizardpolly]

"AMERICANS, USE THE SECOND AMENDMENT HARDER"

[Andromedapolly]

“Oh, they’re growing Popes! Or is the Pope like a Pokémon and these are its three forms? A Popemon, if you will.”

[tundrapolly]

26 minutes ago, Andromeda_ said:

“Oh, they’re growing Popes! Or is the Pope like a Pokémon and these are its three forms? A Popemon, if you will.”

I accept this new headcanon

[Andromedapolly]

(A bunch of random stuff with my friends)

[Andromedapolly]

[BirbPolly]

"IT'S THE FART GOBLINS VERSUS THE ROBOT RACISTS! WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME?!?!?"

[lizardpolly]

"-which means living things can evolve into dead things as long as it's beneficial to their genetic code,"