TundraKitsune Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 “Madam, this could be a potential crime scene—” “Why’re you calling me ‘madam’?” “Because— you’re a woman...” “Am I?? ...Does it suit me? “...Ohh, I remember now! Sorry, half an hour ago, I was a white-haired Scotsman” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted March 15, 2020 Author Share Posted March 15, 2020 13 hours ago, TundraKitsune said: “Madam, this could be a potential crime scene—” “Why’re you calling me ‘madam’?” “Because— you’re a woman...” “Am I?? ...Does it suit me? “...Ohh, I remember now! Sorry, half an hour ago, I was a white-haired Scotsman” you're way past where I am, I kinda stopped watching DW after the Husbands of River Song one right after Clara and Me went off into space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepper_ Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Some quotes from my lovely teachers- "You are not spearing the cat on the ceiling with the flag!" "Why are you people still friends with her?" "My life is a joke!" "Rats don't steal equipment." "Excuse me for one second..." *bangs head on wall* "Was the squirrel, like, doing circles underneath his car?!" Thank you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 2 hours ago, RaanaTheBanana said: Some quotes from my lovely teachers- "You are not spearing the cat on the ceiling with the flag!" "Why are you people still friends with her?" "My life is a joke!" "Rats don't steal equipment." "Excuse me for one second..." *bangs head on wall* "Was the squirrel, like, doing circles underneath his car?!" Thank you. My turn: "The GATE fELL Off ThE HINGES" "It would be today that [insert person's name] gets stuck in an elevator" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, Google translation said: Oh god I forgot about child support 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, Google translation said: Hunt for kids I'm having a ball with you today lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flower Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Man I’m creating all kinds of out of context quotes today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoopy Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 "U BETCHA" -> "YOU ARE TALKING" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoopy Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 One of my favorite quotes from one of my teachers "And Sweeden is just like" *slams table* "IT'S OURS" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, ShadowAndPup3 said: One of my favorite quotes from one of my teachers "And Sweeten is just like" *slams table* "IT'S OURS" I actually understand this. but like I don't because when. I haven't gotten there yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 "Get out of the forking tank!" "No." "Ok." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoopy Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 "Hey would you like be a sacrifice if my Lord and savior BOB AFTON gets the corowona virus?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, G00gle Translate said: I legit think my eyes have gone oofed. 18 minutes ago, Google translation said: Let’s go die again! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoopy Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 8 hours ago, Google Oversætter said: OH MY GOD IT'S THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER!!1!1!11!1!1!!!!!111!1 I'll give a tiny bit of context I had joined a cult 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoopy Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Google Oversætter said: I got a gun, *gun loading sounds* no girls, girls gotta die *gun shot sounds* Wake up with no HEEUUUEEEHHHH JULIOIOIOIOIOIOIO Can I can't baby jeans You and your pe nis inpoopments *earrape* JUUUUUUUUUUHHHHNNNN JUSHJUSH Jump in da cacc, guuuuu- I know this because of- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 "So, you're saying we're under house arrest?" "No, you're all free to leave. Just, I'll shoot you in the foot." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TundraKitsune Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 "Get good lol" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foggie Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 “Ain’t nothing but a mistakeeeee” “NOW NUMBER 5!” “I never wanna hear you say, I want it that way.” “Ah, chills. Literal chills.” ”It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.” ”Oh god, I forgot about that part-“ 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Name: Male Gender: Female 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Me, In a live stream audience: Cereal! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, forgotten said: oh... was I stupid enough to die or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
МATTRЕSS Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 https://web.roblox.com/games/3434421180/m-qris-Place why is the font like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 "I have a stupid tree in front of me and your kilt up my face" "Well how do you like this" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted March 21, 2020 Author Share Posted March 21, 2020 "Look! Are 23-year-old son has finally grown up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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