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“Madam, this could be a potential crime scene—” 

“Why’re you calling me ‘madam’?” 

“Because— you’re a woman...” 

“Am I?? ...Does it suit me? 
“...Ohh, I remember now! Sorry, half an hour ago, I was a white-haired Scotsman”

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13 hours ago, TundraKitsune said:

“Madam, this could be a potential crime scene—” 

“Why’re you calling me ‘madam’?” 

“Because— you’re a woman...” 

“Am I?? ...Does it suit me? 
“...Ohh, I remember now! Sorry, half an hour ago, I was a white-haired Scotsman”

you're way past where I am, I kinda stopped watching DW after the Husbands of River Song one right after Clara and Me went off into space

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Some quotes from my lovely teachers-

"You are not spearing the cat on the ceiling with the flag!"

"Why are you people still friends with her?"

"My life is a joke!"

"Rats don't steal equipment."

"Excuse me for one second..." *bangs head on wall*

"Was the squirrel, like, doing circles underneath his car?!"

Thank you.

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2 hours ago, RaanaTheBanana said:

Some quotes from my lovely teachers-

"You are not spearing the cat on the ceiling with the flag!"

"Why are you people still friends with her?"

"My life is a joke!"

"Rats don't steal equipment."

"Excuse me for one second..." *bangs head on wall*

"Was the squirrel, like, doing circles underneath his car?!"

Thank you.

My turn:

"The GATE fELL Off ThE HINGES"

"It would be today that [insert person's name] gets stuck in an elevator"

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Google translation said:

Oh god I forgot about child support 

 

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7 minutes ago, Google translation said:

Hunt for kids

I'm having a ball with you today lol.

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Posted

One of my favorite quotes from one of my teachers

"And Sweeden is just like" *slams table* "IT'S OURS"

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Just now, ShadowAndPup3 said:

One of my favorite quotes from one of my teachers

"And Sweeten is just like" *slams table* "IT'S OURS"

I actually understand this. but like I don't because when. I haven't gotten there yet.

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"Hey would you like be a sacrifice if my Lord and savior BOB AFTON gets the corowona virus?"

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Just now, G00gle Translate said:

I legit think my eyes have gone oofed.

 

18 minutes ago, Google translation said:

Let’s go die again!

 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Google Oversætter said:

OH MY GOD IT'S THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER!!1!1!11!1!1!!!!!111!1

I'll give a tiny bit of context

I had joined a cult

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1 minute ago, Google Oversætter said:

I got a gun, *gun loading sounds* no girls, girls gotta die *gun shot sounds*

Wake up with no HEEUUUEEEHHHH JULIOIOIOIOIOIOIO

Can I can't baby jeans

You and your pe nis inpoopments

*earrape*

JUUUUUUUUUUHHHHNNNN JUSHJUSH

Jump in da cacc, guuuuu-

I know this because of-

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"So, you're saying we're under house arrest?"

"No, you're all free to leave. Just, I'll shoot you in the foot."

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Posted
6 minutes ago, forgotten said:

oh... was I stupid enough to die or what?

 

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"I have a stupid tree in front of me and your kilt up my face"

"Well how do you like this"

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