cookie Posted April 8, 2021 Posted April 8, 2021 "i can't tell you how many days i come back from being out of the house and im like, i just need to play with needles"
cookie Posted April 9, 2021 Posted April 9, 2021 "i can't see why a fellow can't find love just because his presence destroys the time space continuum!" 1
cookie Posted April 9, 2021 Posted April 9, 2021 "it did not occur to me that monsters are not a commonplace thing"
polly Posted April 13, 2021 Posted April 13, 2021 "They say the bees are disappearing, I found them, they're in my Minecraft nether tunnel." 1 1
TundraKitsune Posted April 13, 2021 Posted April 13, 2021 “God bless the cactuses!” “That’s cacti.” “That’s racist!” 2
TundraKitsune Posted April 13, 2021 Posted April 13, 2021 "There's an old Earth saying, captain. A phrase of power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in times of need. "ALLONS-Y!!!" 1
Chiyanna Posted April 13, 2021 Posted April 13, 2021 *man gets a visit from child services and they tell him among other things that he shouldn't smoke around the kids* Man: *sobs* They're trying to take my babies away from me! My babies!They can take the kids, but they can't have my babies! *HOLDS UP CIGARS*
polly Posted April 13, 2021 Posted April 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Pancrack said: “Callahan share the bi**hes” 1 1
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