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"Well, I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space known only as Doctor Who, and these are my... disposables, Exposition, and Comic Relief."

"We're not functions!"

"Darling, those are genders."

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"im gonna place my empty cup on the ground then i want boston dynamics piss bot over there to use its cameras and survey the room for any red solo cups if it detects one i want it to move over to it, position itself directly above the cup and piss me a nice tall glass of beer so i don't have to"

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"people might not know this, but in real life pears don't actually have brains" (i almost typed pears as pairs.......)

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"rule number 1. no discrimination except against those associated with bananas

rule number 2 watch at least 10 annoying orange videos before midday, and a subsequent 10 before sundown

rule number 3 never eat vegetables

and,, uh,,, love thy neighbor"

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"Demon of the underworld, do my work for me"

*literally puching a wither with bread in a narrow tunnel*

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“”It was a controlled burn, officer.” I say as I incinerate a Ford-f1-50”

Vehicular manslaughter

”I’m sorry I gave you the impression I know stuff”

”EBEE DEEBY”

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19 hours ago, alex602h said:

They're probably secretly a banana

iirc they were actually from the yellow nation. You know what that means!

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meganplays slaps god in the face

Wait this isn't related to the post i just made this is just its own funny

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2 hours ago, hamingcookie said:

iirc they were actually from the yellow nation. You know what that means!

wait it was yellow Nation? Thought it was red- 

TIME TO WATCH THE VIDEO AGAIN 

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"Did you poop under your bed?"

"NO THAT'S THE DARK MANIFESTATION OF MY STRESS"

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