TundraKitsune Posted April 13, 2021 Posted April 13, 2021 "Good evening, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife!" "...AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" 3
TundraKitsune Posted April 13, 2021 Posted April 13, 2021 "State your name, rank and intention." "The Doctor, doctor, fun." 2
TundraKitsune Posted April 13, 2021 Posted April 13, 2021 "Well, I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space known only as Doctor Who, and these are my... disposables, Exposition, and Comic Relief." "We're not functions!" "Darling, those are genders." 1
cookie Posted April 14, 2021 Posted April 14, 2021 "of course, i would only ever use my giant anime sword to cut down bean crocs!" 2
cookie Posted April 14, 2021 Posted April 14, 2021 me when i posted something before i finished typing it on accident
cookie Posted April 14, 2021 Posted April 14, 2021 "im gonna place my empty cup on the ground then i want boston dynamics piss bot over there to use its cameras and survey the room for any red solo cups if it detects one i want it to move over to it, position itself directly above the cup and piss me a nice tall glass of beer so i don't have to"
cookie Posted April 16, 2021 Posted April 16, 2021 "people might not know this, but in real life pears don't actually have brains" (i almost typed pears as pairs.......) 4 1
cookie Posted April 16, 2021 Posted April 16, 2021 "unfortunately though, pears aren't very good drivers, as they only have small arms." 4 1
cookie Posted April 16, 2021 Posted April 16, 2021 "rule number 1. no discrimination except against those associated with bananas rule number 2 watch at least 10 annoying orange videos before midday, and a subsequent 10 before sundown rule number 3 never eat vegetables and,, uh,,, love thy neighbor" 2 1 1
Lilytuft Posted April 16, 2021 Posted April 16, 2021 "Demon of the underworld, do my work for me" *literally puching a wither with bread in a narrow tunnel* 1
Pancake Posted April 16, 2021 Posted April 16, 2021 “”It was a controlled burn, officer.” I say as I incinerate a Ford-f1-50” ”✨Vehicular manslaughter✨“ ”I’m sorry I gave you the impression I know stuff” ”EBEE DEEBY”
alex602h s old account Posted April 16, 2021 Posted April 16, 2021 12 hours ago, hamingcookie said: They're probably secretly a banana
cookie Posted April 17, 2021 Posted April 17, 2021 19 hours ago, alex602h said: They're probably secretly a banana iirc they were actually from the yellow nation. You know what that means! 1
cookie Posted April 17, 2021 Posted April 17, 2021 meganplays slaps god in the face Wait this isn't related to the post i just made this is just its own funny
polly Posted April 17, 2021 Posted April 17, 2021 2 hours ago, hamingcookie said: iirc they were actually from the yellow nation. You know what that means! wait it was yellow Nation? Thought it was red- TIME TO WATCH THE VIDEO AGAIN
Lilytuft Posted April 18, 2021 Posted April 18, 2021 "Did you poop under your bed?" "NO THAT'S THE DARK MANIFESTATION OF MY STRESS"
cookie Posted April 19, 2021 Posted April 19, 2021 On 4/17/2021 at 11:16 AM, Polly said: so beautiful
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