little to no context

[Pancake]

Just now, Lisa said:

i am stupeed

Agreed

because you did that

[Kira.APK]

1 minute ago, Vanilla said:

Agreed

because you did that

i dont get it

[Pancake]

Just now, Lisa said:

i dont get it

That’s good

:>>

[Skydra]

"Nope, imma handle them. 'Cause I'm the world's number one fort holder downer."

[Kira.APK]

My dad just said im not allowed to use the chromebook anywhere but the kitchen or "it will break."

 I know thats not true, he justs wants control.

[cookie]

8 hours ago, Vanilla said:

Can you do it?

it's not that ha-

[cookie]

After that, Butchering Time was great fun.

[Sky]

"When do they invent deodorant?"

[Lilytuft]

 

[Sky]

"Dude. James Bond just hit on Lucy."

[Sky]

(warning: a little cursing)

 

[Sky]

"Hey, I don't want to put a damper on all the fangirling, but..."

[cookie]

These days people say <<hello, my name is so and so>> without even saying <<feast on my body>>

[Sky]

"Look, I was about to step out for my fantasy football draft, but I can't leave you looking like this" - the priest in a church

[Spoopy]

"Rat man has better teeth than me"

-My friend

[cookie]

1 hour ago, A A A A A A said:

"Rat man has better teeth than me"

-My friend

same tbh

[cookie]

Dunk her into water for about 30 seconds, and then pop off her squishy head

[Sky]

"Hamilton as a musical? That'll never work!"

[Sky]

"Hedy's into taller men, and George is what we call... vertically challenged."

[polly]

On 8/26/2020 at 3:40 PM, Vanilla said:

Can you do it?

how did they know?

[Sky]

"You know, sometimes I think you're normal. Then you say stuff like that and I remember, oh, wait, no, he's frickin' nuts."

[Sky]

1950s-or-something-detective lady that's really good: there's something weird about you two...

the time travellers: uh, uh, uh...

detective lady: YOU'RE CANADIANS!

[cookie]

Put your balls in the targets!

[CanDLinkZz]

2 hours ago, gamingcookie said:

Put your balls in the targets!

.

[cookie]

So I've collected all my fresh body parts