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Jubileze: I am having, this is crazy, I’m having feelings again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. I mean, you remember feelings right?

Issi: …Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

Jubileze: Do you?

Issi: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?

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Just now, Clover said:

Penelope: I love you

Quosine: ....

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Hunter: So let me get this straight, you thanked her?-

Quosine: I THANKED HER

Board: Now that's just sad~ *eats popcorn*

Quosine: *throws skateboard at her* 

Quosine: I WILL BEAT YOU WITH YOUR OWN KIND

I was about to ask if you called Board a skateboard but now I understand it--

 

1 minute ago, Clover said:

Jubileze: I am having, this is crazy, I’m having feelings again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. I mean, you remember feelings right?

Issi: …Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

Jubileze: Do you?

Issi: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?

Yes. Because she doesn't. Issi has no more feeling-

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Rabbitspring: I LOST MY ******* DICTIONARY

Snowdove: How do you lose a dictionary? It's bigger than your head-

Rabbitspring: WELL IT PROBABLY DOESN'T HELP THAT IT WAS IN MY GROCERY BAG

Snowdove: WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR DICTIONARY IN YOUR GROCERY BAG?

Rabbitspring: FOR SAFE KEEPING-WAIT, IT'S IN MY REFRIGERATOR

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Issi: *opens fridge*

Issi: The **** is this? *pulls out dictionary that's covered in hearts for some reason*

Issi: Damn, I knew Rabbitspring was gay for someone, but I didn't think it was a dictionary?

Issi: I-I'm moving out, I can't with these damn-

Finch: *falls through window screaming and trying to run away from a cat*

Issi: Nevermind, I want him

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Issi: OH MY GOD, ARE YOU GUYS *******-?

Blade: UH, WhaT nO-

Everest: THAT'S RIDICULOUS

Issi: SERIOUSLY? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?

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Finch: But Issi-

Issi: I go to church now and I am in love with Jesus...

Finch: Jesus....

Finch: JESUS *throws brick at Ink*

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Bubbli: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME?

Issi: THATS MY OPINION

Bubbli: 

Finch:

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Kalile: AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES!

Jest: My god, they were roommates

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9 hours ago, Clover said:

Issi: OH MY GOD, ARE YOU GUYS *******-?

Blade: UH, WhaT nO-

Everest: THAT'S RIDICULOUS

Issi: SERIOUSLY? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?

EVEREST I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IN FRONT OF THE SALAD?!

9 hours ago, Clover said:

Kalile: AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES!

Jest: My god, they were roommates

I love imagining this with the attitude of the original vine-

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Everest: If you were in the film Jurassic Park, what dinosaur would you WANT to be eaten by?

Jest: None, you fool.

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Everest: What kind of diseases have you had or do you have?

Blade: Wh-

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Everest: When was the last time you.... Feared for your life?

Board slowly backs away

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Everest: What is your favorite type of a person's knee?

Blade: Why-

Everest: I find knees VERY attractive-

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Everest: I also like to sometimes just.. Take a spoon. And y'know like- Hit... Your knee...

...

Everest: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT BLADE----

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Board: Ohmahgoh- Waddawegot? Oh we got so many things! An axe? No, that's a ladle! Baseball bat? No, that's a frying pan! Garbage bag to hide the bodies? No, that's just a cooking pot!

 

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Forest: OH MY GOH- YOU ALL HAVE FOOD ON YOUR HEAD--     PIZZA GURL-

 

Forest: I'm just gonna delicately- delicately use mah ladle to scoop the pizza off your head. Okay?

Whacks them with axe

Forest: OOOH-- 

Jubileze: You killed them! Stay back!

Forest: She wouldn't share her pizza!!

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Forest: I'm in the mood for pancakes... We definitely need a frying pan. I'm just gonna take this one. And uh... Y'know... STEAL YO PANCAKES-

Whack them with frying pan

Forest: What is on me? It's red.... Oh mah goh- People are filled with JeLlYIU-- Is everybody made of jelly?

gasp

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Forest: Hey Finch, I have a question.

Finch: N-

Forest: ARE YOU FILLED WITH JELLY?

Whacks 'em with frying pan

Forest: EYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP-- NOMNNOMNOMNOMNOM--

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Forest: The jelly has drove me crazy -- I smell- I smell jelly. I smell jelly.

finds a random nicheling

Forest: Do you have jelly in you? Well- There's only one way to find out- GIMME YO JELLY!

whacks them with frying pan yet again

Forest: Okay I lost my cool a little bit but-- gasp She has jelly in her!

whack another victim

witnesses scream

Forest: Oh no, the witnessed me 'murder' someone-- I'm just gonna hit them when they come in--

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Forest standing on pile of victims

Forest: See, I'm sorry guys, but jelly makes me lose my cool a little bit! Mmm- So much jelly!

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Forest: I feel weird. I feel like I'm going to a weird, dark place.

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Forest: ALL I WANTED WAS THE JELLY IN YOU, JUST KNOW THAT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HURT YOU TO GET THE JELLY- IT'S LIKE WEARING MEAT AROUND A SHARK-

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6 minutes ago, Dysfunctional Numbers Foxy said:

Quosine: Do you like your children burnt or toasted?

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Penelope: I LIKE THEM ALIVE?!

Seems about right

Quosine should never have children, she would eat them

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4 minutes ago, Clover said:

Seems about right

Quosine should never have children, she would eat them

What would a Penelope X Quosine child go through on a daily basis? What would they look like? How gay would they be?

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6 minutes ago, Dysfunctional Numbers Foxy said:

What would a Penelope X Quosine child go through on a daily basis? What would they look like? How gay would they be?

1. Actual hell

2. Probably a demon

3. Very

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2 minutes ago, Clover said:

1. Actual hell

2. Probably a demon

3. Very

Just Penelope having to hide that child every day-

 

SNOMED EHT SUDLIHC SI SSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUY NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUQ

 

Extremely. He IS the rainbow-

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Everest: If I embrace what people say or attack me with then it just won't hurt me.

Snowdove: That's unhealthy. Shtahp.

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Everest: If I inject myself with happy juice will others love me?

Jest: Everest no.

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Everest: I really need to just... Yeet someone out a window.

Slowly looks over at Blade.

Blade: Everest we can talk about this--

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Quosine: I was FROZEN TODAY-

...

Penelope: What, want me to turn on the furnace?

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Jest: Hey, can I have my keys?

Everest throws printer

Jest: I asked for my keys-

Everest: I thought you said printer...

Jest: WHY WOULD I SAY PRINTER?!

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On 2/23/2020 at 10:47 PM, Clover said:

At this point we might as well be:

'That one group of weird roleplayers that only come out of their hermit-holes at midnight to talk about their weird time-travelling story filled with lesbians, Romeo and Juliet, and drowning fish nichelings'

 

On 2/23/2020 at 10:48 PM, Dysfunctional Numbers Foxy said:

YES. Gotta see if the devs can add that tag--

Did we ever ask the devs?

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Jest: I been movin' cars, don't start no trouble with me. Tryna keep it peaceful is a struggle for me. Don't pull up at 6am and cuddle with me. You know how I like hugs-

Everest: MAKIN' ENDER PORTALS IS NO MYSTERY. STRIKE THE ENDER DRAGON, GET THE VICTORY! HOPE I GET SOME DIAMONDS IN THE MINESHAFT. GOT SOME FRIENDS TO HELP ME OUT IN MINECRAFT. MINECRAFT.

Jest contemplates life.

Everest: MINECRAFT.

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Board: When I say jump you say "How high?" I ain't never seen nobody- How'd he get so high? Like a bird, like a plane, this party gon get insane, this party gon get insane so--

Everest: Stop singing. You have bad taste.

Board: EXCUSE ME

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