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I'm planning more animations but just imagining a shifpurpost Jest sketch being weird while Everest is fully drawn and actually doing shtuff--

 

Everest: Ain't nothin' but a heartache

audio is suddenly terribel

Jest: TELL ME WHYY

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Juniper: *Jokingly* And remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with me!

Jest: Pfft, wont be a problem.

-Two days later, at 3:00 am-

Jest:...

Jest: There's a problem-

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Jubileze: Some people are like slinkies.

Issi: Explain?

Jubileze: Not really good for much, but makes you crack a smile when you push it down the stairs.

Issi:....please dont push Finch down the stairs

Jubileze: Too late.

*high pitched screaming and the sound of Finch probably dying*

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Juniper: THE FLOOR IS HATING EVEREST

Jest: *jumps onto couch*

Blade: *backflips onto the ceiling fan*

Everest: *flops down onto floor*

Everyone: EVEREST, NO-

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Issi: *standing front of a broken coffee pot*

Issi: Who broke it? Im not mad, I just wanna know

Everyone:...

Rabbitspring: I did it. I broke-

Issi: No. No you didnt.

Issi: Finch?

Finch: Dont look at me! Look at Jest-

Jest: What? I didnt break it! 

Finch: Huh, thats weird, how did you know it was broken?

Jest: Because its sitting right in front of us, and its broken!

Finch: Suspicious

Finch: NO, ITS NOT-

Caution: If it matters-probably not-but Jubileze was the last one use it-

Jubileze: I dont even drink that crap!

Caution: Oh really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Jubileze: I use the wooden stirrers to beat up Kalile, everyone knows that Caution!

Rabbitspring: Okay, calm down, I broke it, let me pay-

Issi: NO, who broke it?!

Everest:....Issi, Board has been awfully quiet-

Board: REALLY?

Everest: YES, REALLY

*everyone starts arguing*

Issi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Issi: I predict ten minutes now they'll be at eachother's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

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32 minutes ago, Clover said:

Juniper: *Jokingly* And remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with me!

Jest: Pfft, wont be a problem.

-Two days later, at 3:00 am-

Jest:...

Jest: There's a problem-

True. There's a major problem there. Especially since if the tribe finds him- he's expected to get married to someone that I'm gonna draw before mentioning--

32 minutes ago, Clover said:

Juniper: THE FLOOR IS HATING EVEREST

Jest: *jumps onto couch*

Blade: *backflips onto the ceiling fan*

Everest: *flops down onto floor*

Everyone: EVEREST, NO-

Everest slowly starts sinking into the floor-- 

Everest hates himself. It's great. I mean sad. Yeah, totally super sad-

32 minutes ago, Clover said:

Issi: *standing front of a broken coffee pot*

Issi: Who broke it? Im not mad, I just wanna know

Everyone:...

Rabbitspring: I did it. I broke-

Issi: No. No you didnt.

Issi: Finch?

Finch: Dont look at me! Look at Jest-

Jest: What? I didnt break it! 

Finch: Huh, thats weird, how did you know it was broken?

Jest: Because its sitting right in front of us, and its broken!

Finch: Suspicious

Finch: NO, ITS NOT-

Caution: If it matters-probably not-but Jubileze was the last one use it-

Jubileze: I dont even drink that crap!

Caution: Oh really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Jubileze: I use the wooden stirrers to beat up Kalile, everyone knows that Caution!

Rabbitspring: Okay, calm down, I broke it, let me pay-

Issi: NO, who broke it?!

Everest:....Issi, Board has been awfully quiet-

Board: REALLY?

Everest: YES, REALLY

*everyone starts arguing*

Issi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Issi: I predict ten minutes now they'll be at eachother's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

I feel like Everest and Board should switch--

Board: Everest has been really quiet--

Everest just shrekkin' glares at her in his muteness-

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Issi: Are you crying?

Bubbli: No, I'm NoT

Issi: Okay

Bubbli: I'm YaPpY

Issi: You're happy?

Bubbli: I'M YAPPY HEHA-

Issi: Oh yeah, you're laughing

Bubbli: YEA-H-HA

Issi: You wanna watch Sophia?

Bubbli:  YeP, 

Issi: Okay, no more crying, okay?

Bubbli: I think I'm a little bit tired...

Issi: Awe, you think you're a little tired?

Issi: You wanna take a nap?

Bubbli: In your bed?

Issi: Maybe. Maybe.

...

Issi: Okay :)

 

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Jest: Finally, I can keep these pennies to myself-what the hell?!

Pression, breaking down the door: I SMELL PENNIES

Jest: *terrified screaming as she runs at him*

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12 minutes ago, Clover said:

Jest: Finally, I can keep these pennies to myself-what the hell?!

Pression, breaking down the door: I SMELL PENNIES

Jest: *terrified screaming as she runs at him*

I will not swear--

 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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Penelope: So, where were you today?

Quosine: Oh, I was hanging out with Pression

Penelope: Oh! I love Pression!

Quosine:....you hate Pression-

Penelope: YEAH, NO **** HONEY

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14 minutes ago, Clover said:

Penelope: So, where were you today?

Quosine: Oh, I was hanging out with Pression

Penelope: Oh! I love Pression!

Quosine:....you hate Pression-

Penelope: YEAH, NO **** HONEY

pfft--

 

I mean, Pression sorta ruined her family so spspspspspsps-

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i couldnt help myself-

 

Everest: I like when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms

Blade, looking down and realizing he only has two arms: ****

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1 minute ago, Clover said:

i couldnt help myself-

 

Everest: I like when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms

Blade, looking down and realizing he only has two arms: ****

I- Perfect-

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Just now, Clover said:

Finch: Jest called me short! I’m not short!

Jubileze: That’s right, Finch! Go there and kick his ankle!

Finch: **** you

Pfft- need an earlier version where Jest is being meani bo beanie to Finch-

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Penelope: Wait, you saw Pression without her shadows?

Everest: Yeah.

Penelope: Was it... Please tell me it was like a Kakashi moment-

Penelope: WAS SHE PRETTY?

...

Everest: Well... She's got freckles.

dramatic gasp

Pression: IBDBHHH--

Penelope: YOU DO???

Pression being annoyed: yes...

Penelope: Oh that's the cutest!

???: You know you could have just asked, right? I've like- Spent my whole life with her.

Penelope: UHM. But do you- Do you realize how weird that would be to ask? Just to go up to you and just be like HEY, YOUR BRO HAVE FRECKS?!

Pression: Especially coming from you, Penelope- just out of nowhere

Everest: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Issi: What’s this?

Forest: It’s my to-do list.

Issi: Oh? That’s great. I’m so glad that you’re starting to be more organiz-

Issi: ...this just says “Jubileze”.

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Just now, Clover said:

Issi: What’s this?

Forest: It’s my to-do list.

Issi: Oh? That’s great. I’m so glad that you’re starting to be more organiz-

Issi: ...this just says “Jubileze”.

YES-

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Everest: Sorry I’m late, I was… doing things.

Blade: I’m things ;)

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Quosine: sorry I’m late, I was… doing things.

Penelope, panting: shE PUSHED ME DOWN THE ******* STAIRS

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Board: Did I ever tell you guys how great I am at cooking?

Hazard: No, and I don't believe you.

Board: Yeah!

Finch: We were invited- You let us over for cook- cooked meals.

Board: YEAH! YES I DID! REMEMBER? FOR NEW YEARS!

Board: FOR NEW YEARS!

Hazard: You brought us over for bbq, anybody can BBQ. And Jest barbequed, you didn't barbeque!

Finch: I thought we had pizza on New Years?

Board: We did have pizza! We ordered the pizza and I cooked it! I ordered it.

Hazard: Y- You kept it in the box and then just put up the temperature! That's not- That doesn't count as cooking!

Board: THAT'S HOW IT WORKS!

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2 minutes ago, Clover said:

Everest: Sorry I’m late, I was… doing things.

Blade: I’m things ;)

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Quosine: sorry I’m late, I was… doing things.

Penelope, panting: shE PUSHED ME DOWN THE ******* STAIRS

Everest and Blade actually being a good couple- But then Penesine has to ruin the moment--

Penelope would turn into a pancake gremlin and chase her-

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Juniper: The guy I'd kinda be into...

Jest: The guy that you'd kinda be into...

Juniper: Is~

Juniper: Finch

Jest, trying not to cry: Oh...

Juniper: Just kidding it's you

Jest: MOTHER******

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Finch: god, I cant believe im getting shipped with Ink.

Elra: I mean do you want to get shipped with Quosine or-

Finch: NEVER MIND I REGRET EVER OPENING MY MOUTH-

Finch: INK, WANNA GET MARRIED?-

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Quosine: So uh, if you take a look here you can see I've drawn up a complete work schedule which lays out exactly when we'll be working together on that oral report.

Penelope: A work schedule?

Quosine: Yes. It's colour-coded so even YOU can understand it!

...

Penelope: Wait a sec.. What's this? Here we're working three hours a night for the next four weeks?

Quosine: Well I thought four hours a night would be too much for your smallish brain to handle.

Penelope: My smallish brain can handle PLENTY. It's my smallish eyes that are gonna have to have trouble! 'Cause they gotta look at YOU. YEAH, I SAID IT!

...

Quosine: Well actually, the human eyes are technically just receptors. They pick up visual images which make no sense until deciphered by the brain! Which in your case happens to be smallish!

Penelope: Why do you have to one-up me all the time when I j- What, always gotta be makin' me look dumb?!

Quosine: Who said I think you're dumb? Maybe I happen to think you're very smart! Maybe I just-

Penelope: Well maybe you just what?

Quosine: Well maybe I just like you!

Penelope: Well maybe--

……………….

realization sets in.

 

Penelope: Well maybe I just like you too!...

Quosine: Oh really?!

Penelope: Yeah! Maybe I've liked you for a really long time, but didn't realize it, CUZ I HATED YOU SO MUCH!

...

Quosine: Are you saying you like me or not?

Penelope: Are you sayin' you like me or not?!

Quosine: I'M SAYING THAT I LIKE YOU!

Penelope: WELL I'M SAYING THAT I LIKE YOU!

...

Quosine: FINE.

Penelope: FINE.

Quosine: WELL I GUESS WE'RE GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND!

Penelope: UNDER ONE CONDITION!

Quosine: WHAT?!

Penelope: I GET TO BE THE BOYFRIEND

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Everest: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.

Board: HE KISSED A GUY!

Everest: NO I DIDN'T!

Board: Yes you did!

Everest: DIDN'T!

Board: DIIIIIIIIIIID!

Everest: DID. NOT.

Board: DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DIDIDIDIDIDID DIDI DID DIDIDIDDID!

Jest: AHEM!

…..

Jest: Uh, I can break this tie.

pulls up picture

Jest: HE TOTALLY DID.

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this is from a do not laugh thing--

 

Board: SO APPARANTLY IT'S AS EASY AS THIS; DUH-DERR!

Hazard: Why do you have a door?

Board: BECAUSE BEING A DOOR, YOU START TO GET BOARD! I'M EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLED! I JUST HAVE THE CONSTANT URGE TO SHUT PEOPLE OUT! I'M OPEN TO NEW THINGS, I DON'T SWING THAT WAY, SHUT IT!

EXTREME WHEEZING

Everest: I like Angry Board.

everybody breaks-

Everest: I feel like us making the door joke has MADE Board this way.

 

Board: NO! NO! IT'S NOT BECAUSE I CONSTANTLY GET MESSAGED NOW, HEY, DUDE, YA LIKE DOORS?! UGH! 

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