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when I get ready to post a meme but I go to tiktok and follow a German girl because her thick accent is beautiful-

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Jest is the dude to sing at the top of his lungs when he's drunk. He'll sing the weirdest songs and laugh when you question his sanity. He's the best type of bro.

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Jest: Hey! Your phone's about to ring! You're my mom, and I've been out for a family emergency, okay?

Everest: Got it!

 

Everest: Hello? Yes, this is she. Jest? Yes! He was home with me all day. 

Jest dragging a bunch of dogs through the room

Everest: He what? No! Of course she didn't--

He turns around and stares at him.

Everest: FREE ALL THOSE DOGS FROM THE POUND?! HE WHAT?! He stole props from the theatre department? That-

Dog breaks something noises

Everest: Doesn't sound like Jest... And now you're telling me, he's planning to STAGE AN ALL DOG PRODUCTION OF ROMEO AND JULIET?!

Nervously turnss away from whatever is happening

Everest: Heh, Now, that's just not rational! Okay. Naw, take care now. Ha ha...

phone beeps

Everest breaks down door

Everest: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

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Rabbitspring: I'm cold

Snowdove: Here take my jacket

Juniper: Hey Jest, I'm cold too

Jest: What?! *takes off his jacket* I told you to bring more layers, but of course you didn't listen *piles scarves on her* and now I have to make sure you don't FREEZE to death *takes Elra's mask and puts it on Juniper* how long have you been cold? you should've told me sooner!

Juniper: *Underneath all the layers of clothing* Thanks Jest

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Board: Why are you avoiding Quosine?

Penelope: I’m playing hard to get.

Board: Why? You’re already hard enough to want.

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3 minutes ago, Clover said:

Rabbitspring: I'm cold

Snowdove: Here take my jacket

Juniper: Hey Jest, I'm cold too

Jest: What?! *takes off his jacket* I told you to bring more layers, but of course you didn't listen *piles scarves on her* and now I have to make sure you don't FREEZE to death *takes Elra's mask and puts it on Juniper* how long have you been cold? you should've told me sooner!

Juniper: *Underneath all the layers of clothing* Thanks Jest

Imagining her face. Jest cares too much.

1 minute ago, Clover said:

Board: Why are you avoiding Quosine?

Penelope: I’m playing hard to get.

Board: Why? You’re already hard enough to want.

These two are perfect friends. Except they hate each other.

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1 minute ago, Dysfunctional Numbers Foxy said:

These two are perfect friends. Except they hate each other.

Well Penelope hates Board, Board doesn't know much about Penelope spspspsps.

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Penelope: You’re such a dork, I bet you haven’t even had your first kiss yet.

Quosine: We literally made out yesterday.

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3 minutes ago, Clover said:

Penelope: You’re such a dork, I bet you haven’t even had your first kiss yet.

Quosine: We literally made out yesterday.

10/10 would make Penelope be a dork again while calling Quosine dork

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Penelope: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her, what should I do?

Jubileze: Punch her in the gut, then kiss her when she doubles over in pain.

Issi: Tackle her.

Board: Dump her.

Pression: Kick her in the shin.

Quosine: OR, just ask me to lean down!?

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8 minutes ago, Clover said:

Penelope: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her, what should I do?

Jubileze: Punch her in the gut, then kiss her when she doubles over in pain.

Issi: Tackle her.

Board: Dump her.

Pression: Kick her in the shin.

Quosine: OR, just ask me to lean down!?

Reminds me of Aphmau and Aaron--

 

But yes, this needs to be an actual thing

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9 minutes ago, Clover said:

Jubileze: Punch her in the gut, then kiss her when she doubles over in pain.

Forest slowly backs away, not wanting to be punched again-

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Just now, Dysfunctional Numbers Foxy said:

Forest slowly backs away, not wanting to be punched again-

i just remembered how damn tall Forest is-

rip Forest, sucker punched by her gf because she's too tall

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7 minutes ago, Clover said:

i just remembered how damn tall Forest is-

rip Forest, sucker punched by her gf because she's too tall

Forest would probably either freak out by being punched in the stomach, or she'd end up with a cracked rib.

Forest is skinny, tall, and not well fed- But more well fed than Everest is-

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Blade: You know I love you, right?

Everest: Love you too

 

Juniper: All the hot guys are either taken or gay!

Jest: I AM RIGHT HERE

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Penelope: Do you wanna have a bromance?

Quosine: Isnt that kinda gay?

Penelope: No it isnt anymore!-

Quosine: Im walking out the door-

Penelope: PLEASE DONT GO AWAY-

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44 minutes ago, Clover said:

Blade: You know I love you, right?

Everest: Love you too

 

Juniper: All the hot guys are either taken or gay!

Jest: I AM RIGHT HERE

Juniper how could you- 

39 minutes ago, Clover said:

Penelope: Do you wanna have a bromance?

Quosine: Isnt that kinda gay?

Penelope: No it isnt anymore!-

Quosine: Im walking out the door-

Penelope: PLEASE DONT GO AWAY-

That'd most definitely happen. This is how the ship came to be.

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