GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Duocake: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invitedPolly: If?Green: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Duocake, texting Polly: Polly! Help I’m being kidnappedGreen: Where are you?Duocake: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.Polly: I’ll call Green.Green, answering their cell: Y’ello?Polly: Where’s Duocake? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.Green: Duocake? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-Green:Green: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*Green: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!Duocake: WHO ARE YOU?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pancake Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Just now, Green the Fiery Fox said: Duocake, texting Polly: Polly! Help I’m being kidnappedGreen: Where are you?Duocake: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.Polly: I’ll call Green.Green, answering their cell: Y’ello?Polly: Where’s Duocake? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.Green: Duocake? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-Green:Green: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*Green: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!Duocake: WHO ARE YOU?! She would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Just now, Ranboo but a lot worse said: Ok the new thing is that polly and green are kinda like siblings and duocake is the parent then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Just now, Green the Fiery Fox said: Ok the new thing is that polly and green are kinda like siblings and duocake is the parent then? They aren’t capable to handle themselves so yes (I would say it’s more of like an older sister thing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Duocake: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?Polly: How am I supposed to know?Green: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.Polly: *sighs*Polly: You wouldn't be trapped. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Ok so you say ghostcake and arsoncake would be two different 'personalities' inside he same body and would constantly switch this is what would happen Duocake: Don't worry, I got a plan.Polly: Alright.Duocake: TraitorSayWhat?Green: Excuse me?Duocake: What?Polly:Duocake:Duocake: No wait- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Just now, Ranboo but a lot worse said: I got the same one exactly like this what the heck also green is officially the older sibling lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 gotta censor this a lot o^o *The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*Duocake, joking: Polly's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.Polly: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no [duck]ing guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.Polly: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With [duck]in pros!Polly: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.Green: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-Polly: YEAH, GREEN. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH GREEN. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.Polly: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA [crap] OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.Duocake: *Cracking up*Polly: YEAH, GREEN. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you [duck]ING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'Polly: WHAT ARE YOU [duck]ING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.Green:Duocake: Okaaay-Green: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...Duocake: Maybe fire? Fire type?Green: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires? Polly: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Duocake I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN [duck] UP MY WHOLE SHOP.Polly: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. [crap] I SHOULD'VE-Green: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!Polly, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Can't do anymore rn .o^o. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eebee Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 can i be in one :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Just now, NotEpicEeveeGaming said: can i be in one :3 this is Trauma trio stuff- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eebee Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 o but i saw one a while like on page 221 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, NotEpicEeveeGaming said: can i be in one :3 You can make your own :]https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, NotEpicEeveeGaming said: can i be in one :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Do 6 Order: Duocake Polly Green Zix Mod Eevee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 I'm back *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*Duocake: Thanks fam!Polly: oh noGreen: *cries* I love you toozix: Sounds fake but okaymod: *A flustered mess*eevee: can i get a refund 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 but this would really happen lol Duocake: Who the [duck] added me to a [duck]ing group chat?Polly: >:O languageGreen: Yeah watch your [duck]ing languageZix: OKAY WHO TAUGHT GREEN THE [DUCK] WORD?Mod: 'The [duck] word'.Eevee: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the timeGreen: Oh my god they censored itMod: Say [duck], Eevee.Green: Do it, Eevee. Say [duck]. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Duocake: Dumbest scar stories, go!Polly: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.Green: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.zix: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.mod: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.eevee:eevee: I have emotional scars. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 *The squad is over at Duocake's house*Polly: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?Duocake: ... N-No...Duocake, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???Polly, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!Green: I see a-Duocake, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.Polly: Oh, well I-Duocake: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*Duocake, amazed: Its got a bake setting!zix: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!mod: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?Duocake: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!Duocake: I am someone who owns four ovens...Duocake, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...Duocake: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...eevee, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!Duocake:Polly: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!Duocake:Duocake, [duck]ing ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Green the Fiery Fox said: Duocake: Dumbest scar stories, go!Polly: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.Green: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.zix: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.mod: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.eevee:eevee: I have emotional scars. WHY HAS ALMOST ALL OF THESE HAPPENED TO ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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