Goggles-kun Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 thread for every hooligan who set their profile picture as a character from joshua and the promised land 3
Goggles-kun Posted April 30, 2020 Author Posted April 30, 2020 let's please give a round of applause to the rahab spies who are probably just as dead as Joshua was 1 2 1
Goggles-kun Posted April 30, 2020 Author Posted April 30, 2020 16 minutes ago, Flower said: What... is this yes
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Goggles-kun said: let's please give a round of applause to the rahab spies who are probably just as dead as Joshua was I'm a spy?! 1
Sky Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 47 minutes ago, Spacestar TheThundersuncat said: I'm a spy?! I'm not sure how the movie goes but this is the actual story: Joshua's wife, Rahab, housed her husband's spies and lied to her king and said they already left. Then she basically told the spies that if they and their people who were trying to take over Jericho (the city she lived in) treated her family well when they took over, she wouldn't tell the king where they were. So when Joshua and his people took over Jericho, they killed everyone and everything but Rahab and her family. also, um, it appears that Rahab was a prostitute... am I allowed to say that word here? Anyways, you're a good spy, don't worry 2
Sky Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sky said: I'm not sure how the movie goes but this is the actual story: Joshua's wife, Rahab, housed her husband's spies and lied to her king and said they already left. Then she basically told the spies that if they and their people who were trying to take over Jericho (the city she lived in) treated her family well when they took over, she wouldn't tell the king where they were. So when Joshua and his people took over Jericho, they killed everyone and everything but Rahab and her family. also, um, it appears that Rahab was a prostitute... am I allowed to say that word here? Anyways, you're a good spy, don't worry oh here's Rahab in this weird movie... what animal is she...? 1
Spoopy Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sky said: oh here's Rahab in this weird movie... what animal is she...? She might be some canine 1
Goggles-kun Posted May 1, 2020 Author Posted May 1, 2020 29 minutes ago, Sky said: oh here's Rahab in this weird movie... what animal is she...? Oh yeah, that’s from a deleted scene. It’s not in the actual movie because of how raunchy Rahab acts towards the spies. Saberspark’s video on it sums it up nicely 1
Sky Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, A A A A A A said: She might be some canine but... she has horns—
Spoopy Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sky said: but... she has horns— Then she's the results of me She's a canine with horns 1
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Sky said: I'm not sure how the movie goes but this is the actual story: Joshua's wife, Rahab, housed her husband's spies and lied to her king and said they already left. Then she basically told the spies that if they and their people who were trying to take over Jericho (the city she lived in) treated her family well when they took over, she wouldn't tell the king where they were. So when Joshua and his people took over Jericho, they killed everyone and everything but Rahab and her family. also, um, it appears that Rahab was a prostitute... am I allowed to say that word here? Anyways, you're a good spy, don't worry I feel like I'm terrible at my job ^^' Unlike the original murdery-spy. But wow, these guys were mean. 1
bostonlobstah Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Spacestar TheThundersuncat said: I feel like I'm terrible at my job ^^' Unlike the original murdery-spy. But wow, these guys were mean. Well the people of Jericho were worse. Just look at the bright red fur and huge horns. That's the influence of the devil right there! /j 2
Goggles-kun Posted May 1, 2020 Author Posted May 1, 2020 5 hours ago, sabers promised land said: Well the people of Jericho were worse. Just look at the bright red fur and huge horns. That's the influence of the devil right there! /j 2
Goggles-kun Posted May 2, 2020 Author Posted May 2, 2020 7 hours ago, FireXspotted said: Those are the videos if you cunfused The full movie is up on YouTube too. I tried watching it once but it gave me a massive headache 1
Goggles-kun Posted May 5, 2020 Author Posted May 5, 2020 4 hours ago, sabers promised land said: Not Joshua related but this ones hilarious I like bingewatching Saber and other related channels during quarantine, it brings me life
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