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'random person named ramsey what is this post?'
so you see i have the autistic disease. and i love salmon run. from splatoon. so im going to talk about that and then grizzco. mainly about the funny fish i love the funny fish
SALMONID
salmonid are the funny name for the salmon! they are sapient and they have whole tribes and cultures surrounding them. no they are not a native american parallel my friend keeps insisting they are but then that muddles the themes of the whole story like the other time they tried to have racism and then it becomes a matpat game theory 'its been a dark story all along' kind of thing.
anyways theres three main catergories:
Lesser Salmonid
lesser salmonid are salmonid that are little babies (parts of the lifecycle)
they are the stuff like
chum
smallfry
cohock
and snatcher (FROM A HAT IN TIME ?!!?!?!?)
these guys are just normal and annoying lol and they live in their tribes
however eventually they return to their spawning grounds (where they were born) in a phenomenon called a salmon run, if they are babies its so they can mature based on their living conditions and BECOME
Boss Salmonid (Big Game Salmon if you're cool)
these guys are cool. and they want you to know that. so they attack you and wipe your team on wave 2 for the second time in a row and last time you also had to deal with glowflies on ROUNF ONE and you were doing so well BUT THEN your team forgot to kill the stinger and wipes all of you
big game salmon are all super siller i love them all dearly (expect for flyfish)
ill go into them more later along with more cuture stuff
ermm thats it for
RAMSEY LOVES SALMON RUN!!
tune in next time for more epic content
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On 2/25/2023 at 9:43 AM, Spearmaster said:
BECOME SLUGCAT! MAKE YOUR PFP AND NAME AN UNTAKEN SLUGCAT!
Monk- taken by Lizardcake
Survivor- (untaken)
Hunter- (untaken)
Gourmand- taken by pancake
Artificer- taken by green
Spearmaster- taken by me
Rivulet- taken by sollati
Saint- taken by shyoko
ermmmm ermm can i be the silly straw survivor
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28 minutes ago, Gourmand said:
i feel like a wet mouse right now
thoughts on sopping wet cats
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10 minutes ago, Pancake said:
MY SON !!!!!!!!
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cw// large boy inbound LARGE MAN INBOUND OH NO
🐌 GIANT AFRICAN (LAND) SNAIL 🐌
giant african land snails, or as ill call them
big boyes
are the largest known snails in the world!!
they make 'excellent pets' and r very easy to care for ! (this is a lie + do your own actual research lol im just trying to spread propaganda)
they can live for around 9-ish years !!!
they reach around 20cm in length and 10cm in diameter (size of an average adult fist)
he has no brain !!! head empy... he has but a collection of neurons
snails bleed blue... not like that guys.... its fine.... sighing
they are unfortunately an invasive species in the majority of the US and could carry a parasite that damages humans
look how polite with his little kitteen cat face :3
kisses
next one probably isnt a snail (im a little liar)
ill try 2 keep up a daily release for funzies
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3 minutes ago, Pancake said:
here’s the original little guy
my son. he is sick (with the silly disease)
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Just now, Pancake said:
or the building will crumble to the ground slash srs
>> that will happen soon regardless of the fires tbh
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4 hours ago, Pancake said:
update: 5
we have to get one fire every 2 weeks
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eerrrmmm m memrm
his name is ramsey and he is a single celled organism (me this is me hi hello)
im friends with mishtah pancake in the real..... sighing face
have you ever made a tomodachi life island with all your friends on it and then they marry people you dont like
yeah
i like splatoon .. . .. .. . . and the psychonauts.... talk 2 me about them
i draw and do video editing sometimes idk
pronouns:
https://en.pronouns.page/@fruitfully
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Pancake’s Doodle Dumpster
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its me!!!! i love artificer sm (tbf i dont have the limitations of the actual campaign but)