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MAТТRESS

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  1. im pretty good thanks! hbu?
  2. HA!! HAHA!! FACE IT PANCAKE YOU ARE UNFIT TO BE THE RULER THIS IS MY KINGDOM MY EMPIRE!!
  3. "if i poison myself to sleep with a 7-11 panini and some melatonin, the human body just has no defense against that combo."
  4. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- MY REIGN!!!! MY EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. FIRST POST FOR PAGE 100 LETS FRICKING GO THIS TOPIC IS MINE NOW I OWN IT /J
  6. oatmilk kind of tastes like oatmeal who woulda thought
  7. "oh! i didnt expect the spanish inquisition!" *door busts open* "nO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!"
  8. "hey siri? whats 5 + 5?" "5 + 5 is 10" "whoaa, siris cracked!"
  9. playing a game that pretty much only has japanese text i cannot read japanese
  10. I LOVE THE EYESHADOW POP OFF YOU SASSY QUEEN
  11. "I WILL ACTUALLY, FORK AND KNIFE, MEDIUM RARE, EAT EACH SINGLE ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN"
  12. I JUST RAN OVER MY TOE WITH MY CHAIR OW
  13. "IS IT???? IS IT BO TIME????"
  14. WHOAAA GHOST THING WAS SO COOOOOLL????
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