MАTTRESS

DAMN goodbye 666

me

how many people on here know me as nothing other than MATTRESS

did i just become too powerful it couldnt handle the sheer amount of notifications anymoore

WHAT

cant click middle button with only one word in the post

WAIT THIS IS PART OF THE SONG I THOUGHT YOU JUST WANTWD TO SAY KILL

people change like the crewmates around me i hope they don't think that i am sus going to do my tasks in navigation was that the imposter in the vent 20 hours of gameplay i saw orange dead in medbay yeah 20 hours of gameplay i saw orange dead in medbay now the imposter is paved with someone's blood called a meeting i promise i am not sus and every game i play they always vote me out are there still murderers about owo owooo owooowo owo owooo owooowo uh i reminisce about the past round when i was killed in electrical imposter sabotaged lights when i was just trying to do wires next to the vent run away from the crewmates cuz i know that purple is sus emergency meeting guys vote skip and watch me do a medscan 20 hours of gameplay i saw orange dead in medbay yeah 20 hours of gameplay i saw orange dead in medbay now the imposter is paved with someone's blood called a meeting i promise i am not sus and every game i play they always vote me out are there still murderers about

MY MOM

you know what else should be immortalized

you missed explains the plot too

TALKING flower in a pot.

IT WAS AT 661 EHAT DID YOU DO

NOOOO IT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS ASLEEP

guys where did all my notifications go i swear ihad like 380

you're famous. are you proud. are you ecstatic.

woah people have actually been posting while ive been gone

i have no idea what the void worm is but definitely that one

NOOOOO I DONT WANNA GO IN THE TOCA BOCA PISS CABINET WHY IS THE IMAGE SO SMALL

WHY IS IT STRETCHED