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I have embarrassed somebody After bragging about how great they are at something, the character fails spectacularly.

You continue chasing the horse. It eventually gets angry and turns around, baring tis teeth. You have doubts about yourself. -Run away -Approcach

Your Average Relationship with Gods: Normal Your Average Relationship with Mortals: Barely Noticed -Explore -Transfoem into an animal -Order food -Nap -Walk around Olympus -Go into the mortal world -Creativity (your powers concerning fcreativity, a new menu) -Chat with a god Food: Stuffed Thirst: Quenched Sleep: Fully Awake 8:30 A.M.

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JOURNEY GNERATOR EEEEEEE Going at around 10 mph without stopping, it would take a Human around 1 hours to cover 9 miles. This is the equivalent of 0 days. The journey is short enough to complete without sleeping. For this journey:17 hours spent navigating difficult terrain and waiting for conditions to improve.21 hours spent back-tracking and finding alternate routes.0 hours spent dealing with delays and interactions.0 hours spent resting with or without extra sleep. Someone receives a life-threatening injury along the way. The total journey time is now 39 hours. This is around 2 days.

I have an arrow because I have so many tabs open. Bwahahahaha

(Weapon generator) A pine headed javelin. It was created for combat and has a unique design. The knife-like, very blunt head is barely bound to the shaft with fine rope. The very short shaft is made of low quality maple (hard and shock resistant pale wood) and is bound in tattered dark brown leather.

(Drink generator) A mild, savoury drink with a bland aftertaste. It is opaque violet, and has a thick foam which remains even after the liquid is gone. It's best served room temperature, and when sold in restaurants and bars it is reasonably priced and served in a wine glass with an olive. Large quantities can induce nausea. It is a diuretic. http://www.rangen.co.uk/items/drinkgen.php

I didn't link it, I copy-pasted it. At the top of the website, there's sections that drop down, with different generators for each of the sections.

(Note: I'm getting to everyone else's gods, just hang on a moment) The horse, suddenly spooked by gods-know-what, runs away. Disconcerted, you chase after it. -Keep chasing -Give up

Ooh. I like him. Meet Kamden Wolf.(35 year old from Japan). 6' 11" with black skin, a triangular face with a round chin, a narrow nose, small ears, puffy cheeks and puffy lips. brown eyes are rounded, and thick eyebrows. His black hair is long and curly, and is worn an afropuff. He has a short arms and strong hands, a heavy torso, and strong legs. He is a hard-working therapist and is financially secure. He knows what he wants in life. He is overbearing in social situations, and in his spare time, he enjoys learning languages, doing jigsaw puzzles, and exploring. His ideal date would be a boat ride, followed by a meal from a local takeaway place and an evening at the club. He will pay for the activities and some of the food. During the date, your character would learn several things about Kamden: he has a voice like pattering rain, he usually wears a particular type of clothing (hat, dress, skirt, jacket, etc), he has an incurable disease and is inconsiderate. He acts very strange around his crush, and is a master of disguise. When asked about his views, he will say: "I would happily marry any race" "Women can be strong and independent" "Think of the children!" "I am a patriot" and "I am a pacifist". A motel would be the intended end location. He is a player. He may act differently towards other people, but when in a relationship with YOUR character, he will have the following stats: Relationship stats Affection 4/10 Attachment 7/10 Romance 6/10 Sense of Humour 5/10 Respectfulness 5/10 Maturity 7/10 Faithfulness 6/10 Jealousy 0/10 Dominance 6/10 Honesty 6/10 Communication 6/10 Family Orientation 7/10

The website in the original post by Sky. Click on the "this" and it will take you there.

Sector: Accounting Position: Finance manager Level: Junior Type: Part-time Hours Per Week: 16 Hourly Rate: $12.73 / £8.90 Per Annum Approx: $10,591 / £7,405 Distance From Home: 1.4 miles / 2.25 km Employee Benefits Promotions: No Overtime: No Unpaid Holiday: 3 days Paid Holiday: 24 days Parental Leave: Yes Childcare: Yes Healthcare: Yes Sick Leave: 22 days Misc Equal Opportunities: No* Company Morality: Enviromentalist Worker Satisfation: 66% Company Reputation: Sought-after

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MC = Main Character Roberta Fitzgerald, 42 (Murdered) Looks up to the MC Protector of the family; everything is fine when they hold the reins. Father Tyreese Vincent, 47 (Deceased) Refuses to forgive the MC for a petty past incident Has a strong sense of honour; expects other family members to reach very high standards. Siblings Brothers: 2 Larice, 4 Tries to manipulate the MC A bully as a child; kinder as an adult Roy, 2 (Kidnapped) Likes the MC A real clown; is never unhappy, and always knows how to cheer others up Sisters: 5 Kristina, 10 (Missing) Jealous of the MC Very hypocritical; impatient and apathetic but hates the same treatment towards them from others Annette, 8 (Deceased) Gets on well with the MC Likeable, friendly and humorous; inadvertently unreliable due to being very scatter-brained Louise, 19 (Deceased) Neutral towards the MC Balanced; generally mature and reliable, sometimes prone to bouts of selfishness and anger Pansy, 7 (Deceased) Very close to the MC Highly inquisitive and very self-assured; often draws people into misadventures as a result Susana, 7 Very close to the MC Balanced; generally mature and reliable, sometimes prone to bouts of selfishness and anger Children Sons: 1 Isiah, 7 Likes the MC Very hypocritical; impatient and apathetic but hates the same treatment towards them from others Daughters: 1 Jewell, 2 (Kidnapped) Looks up to the MC Honest and reliable; will always be there for other family members Maternal Grandparents Grandmother Lacey Fitzgerald, 84 (Deceased) Likes the MC Always the one to go to when problems arise Grandfather Owen Mullins, 74 (Missing) Likes the MC Laid back, respectable, experienced and reliable Paternal Grandparents Grandmother Jeanne Vincent, 96 (Deceased) Likes the MC Emotionally unstable; abusive towards other family members Grandfather Dequain Jones, 86 (Deceased) Gets on well with the MC Very naive; often taken advantage of by other family members

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Standing 5' 3" tall, this golden-brown skinned woman has an attention seeking feel about her. A particularly notable feature is her chipped tooth.She has a square face, a narrow nose, and full lips. Her brown eyes are small and she has thick eyebrows.Her light brown hair, bleached white, is hip-length, thick and is lightly gelled.She wears a poor-quality foundation, complimentary lipstick and pinkish blush.She has toned arms and small hands, a broad torso with a defined waist, round hips, long legs, and wide feet.She usually wears old, practical clothes that are mostly black and well-fitting, and she wears multiple yellow bracelets on one wrist. She is usually seen wearing a distinctive neckerchief.

aww only a name, but.. this is a name. Pedachlorolix

M E D I C I N E! http://www.rangen.co.uk/names/medigen.php

hehehehehe.. Time to copy-and-paste literally everything. I... generate too much stuff.

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You change bac k into a snake and slither around. yOU FIND (caps lock) some plump mice. Yum! -Explore -Teleport somewhere else -Sleep Food: Stuffed Thirst: Quenched Sleep: Awke (NOT AGAIN WHY KEYBOATD) i can't even spell keyboard

(heh) You drink from your water bottle. -Order food -Take a nap at a hotel -Explore -Teleport somewhere else Food: Hungry Thirst: Quenched Sleep: Awakel

( @FlowerMask ) Your Average Relationship with Gods: Normal Your Average Relationship with Mortals: Barely Noticed -Explore -Transfoem into an animal -Order food -Nap -Walk around Olympus -Go into the mortal world -Flowers (your powers concerning flowers, a new menu) -Chat with a god Food: Stuffed Thirst: Quenched Sleep: Fully Awake 8:00 A.M.