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2 minutes ago, xXxR3GR3TL3SSxXx said:
How do you know I do not have motorcycles, smoke, vibrant dyed hair, and several counts of murder and arson?
Even if you did, you do not hold them dear to you enough for you to flaunt that around and put it in the picture of your true form. Fakes like you are the reason true emos like us get looked down upon. Come back when you've violated a geneva convention, NERD!
*guitar riff*
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I love maymays, this is my favourite joker quote, only elevated by the inclusion of milk, because he is obviously a milk enjoyer.
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>no motorcycles
>no fire
>no smoke
>no vibrant dyed hair
Kek, you and your true forms are full of swordfish, OP. EMO UP and VIOLATE A LAW to show your loyalty if you really care. I know I did. I still remember their screams.
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Hello, citiazens of te forums. My username, as you can see, is crotalußatroX, the scientific name for the diamondrattle backsnake. I would usually begin with an lengthy introduction to myself, but I believ my manifestowill take care of that for you. Here it is:
1. Purge the world of all DEGENERATES (people who dont drink milk)
2. Make INCREDIBLY EGDY and TOO COOL FOR THE SJWS TO HANDLE jokes (e.g. A dog walks into a sumerian tavern and says: I can't see anything, I think I'll open this one)
3. Share WORLD WAR FACTS (LOOK UP UNSINKABLE SAM!!! DON'T SPEAK TO ME IF YOU DON'T KNOW SAM.)
4. NOT get REJECTED by GIRS for being a NICEGUY (the devil shivers when I lose my temper)
5. Take good care of my EPIC TOY SWORD (i want to fight with it)
6. Wear a CLASSY FEDORA everyday (classy fedora)
7. Finish ADAM'S QUEST on NICHE (i spend too much time on singular islands)
8. Finish watching HORSE SHOW (i need it for my plot)
9. Troll on A CERTAIN SITE (watching people get mad is funny kek)
While that is IT for my manifesto, I also have a plot that I see no harm is sharing on this site. It involves 8. and 9. and it goes as follows: Write EPIC HORSE SHOW MECHA fanfiction with lots of action and fight scenes!!!, get money from people who want to see more horse mecha fighting, use money to take care of real life problems which allows for more trolling, rinse and repeat.
I hope I can make every last one of you drink milk.
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1 hour ago, upside down fawn said:
h̶̯͓͗͝͠͝ē̴̢͈͕̜̗̯̲̞̤̮̳͎͕͋̈́ͅļ̸̘̠̹͎̬̩̠̱̩͙̪̻͗̈́́̂̾͆͋͝͝͝ͅl̵̡̧̢̪̲͍̘̲̭̮̼̠̣̘͇̫̔͐̀̑̅͊̂͛̿͋́͝o̸̡̻̰̬͇͍̮͎̘̜͗͛̅̀̋̈́͂͑̿̿̕͜͝͝ ̴̢̧̡̗̫̥̞̽̈̇f̵̛̺͓̺̖͖̖̈́̊̅͆̆̋̕r̷̨̙̜̮͔̻̺͌̈́̏̾́̒̊͑̕͠ͅį̸̧͍̙͔͖̮̝̖̮̺̯̻̈e̸̟̺̋͐̌̎̐̆̚̚ņ̸̨̭̝̻̠̦͇̳̖͓̜̞̺͋̆̉́͑͐̌͋̾̾̑̕̕̚̕͘͜ͅd̵̥͎͇̳́̋̽̿̍̐́̈́̓̑̓́̈̑͘s̶̱̱̦̳̯͇̞̒̍͑͆̔͌́͘͜
don't you mean ɥ̶̯͓͗͝͠͝ǝ̴̢͈͕̜̗̯̲̞̤̮̳͎͕̄͋̈́ͅļ̸̘̠̹͎̬̩̠̱̩͙̪̻͗̈́́̂̾͆͋͝͝͝ͅl̵̡̧̢̪̲͍̘̲̭̮̼̠̣̘͇̫̔͐̀̑̅͊̂͛̿͋́͝o̸̡̻̰̬͇͍̮͎̘̜͗͛̅̀̋̈́͂͑̿̿̕͜͝͝ ̴̢̧̡̗̫̥̞̽̈̇ɟ̵̛̺͓̺̖͖̖̈́̊̅͆̆̋̕ɹ̷̨̙̜̮͔̻̺͌̈́̏̾́̒̊͑̕͠ͅᴉ̸̨̧͍̙͔͖̮̝̖̮̺̯̻̈ǝ̸̟̺̋͐̌̎̐̆̚̚ṷ̸̧̨̝̻̠̦͇̳̖͓̜̞̺͋̆̉́͑͐̌͋̾̾̑̕̕̚̕͘͜ͅṕ̵̥͎͇̳̋̽̿̍̐́̈́̓̑̓́̈̑͘s̶̱̱̦̳̯͇̞̒̍͑͆̔͌́͘͜?
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garfield fawn
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5 minutes ago, Kinkajou said:
*cocks gun*
*hens gun*
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Just now, Modiano said:
Luck? I'm not lucky, I'm a god!
Anyway I'm off to make a theocratic dictatorship
...And so the cycle begins anew.
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Just now, Modiano said:
Can I still coup the state? I'll be good i promise
Of course. I do not believe there is anyone who can manage to truly stop you, anyways. The president is dead. The vice president has left. Empress Hot Spring has broken the alliance. No one will really benefit from standing in your way.
If only I had as much luck, as you have right now, at the start of the war. It would have been so much easier...
But we cannot change history, no matter how much we may try to twist the narrative.
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5 minutes ago, cookie bc trucies said:
it's not that simple polly he has bodyguards does he not?
He did, but they did a terrible job.
It was only a matter of time before they released this news to the public... and now, I may finally enjoy the photo of a once tyrannical and threatening President Cactus, put to rest by my own weapon, on the Cacterra Times. Joy.
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5 hours ago, PincerClaw420 said:
IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME,,,
APPARENTLY ITS BEEN SO LONG THAT I FORGOT HOW TO CHANGE IT?? MAN
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IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME,,,
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Just now, cooeki alt said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT 😭😭😭😭
омори дрип.
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IM ASSUMING MOST OF YOU HAVENT ACTUALLY TRANSITIONED INTO THE NEW YEAR OF 2022 BUT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE AND FOR THOSE WHO WILL, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!! i AM SO PUMPED RN BECAUSE I DRANK 3 CUPS OF CHOCOLATE MILK IN A ROW AND BEFORE THAT I GOT INTO AN INTENSE WARRIOR CATS FIGHT and why am i typing in all caps
ANYWAYS H̵̨̡̧̡̛̼̯͚̠͇͖̙͇̻̦͕̙̘͚̼̖̼̘̣̹̰͖̟̳͔͎̤̳̙͕̰̘̭̝̟͎͕̺̄͒̽͆̎̿̿̓͊͌̊͆̾̎́̆̋̓̌͗̏́͛̈̓̈́̄̽̇̐͂̊̈̏̒́̋̚͜͝͝͠A̶̡̡̨̧̨̯̩͍̹͍̦̭͕͚̦͓̺̯̱̤͇̯͕̟̭̺̘͚̖͍̟̬̮̪͇̩̣̜̯̣͓̱̭̲̣̱̤̭̘̅̏͂̓͋͑̂̔͐̿̄͌̅̓͘͘͜͠͝P̵̨̧̞̹͕̳̭̝̩̜̻̖͖̘͔͙̖̮̙̘̏̅̈̏͐͆͆̃̈̿̔̈́̃̐͐̈́͛̄̉͑͑̓̉͋̓̐̉̒̌͌̓̒͗͗͐̽̌͗͘̚͘͠͝P̷̨̢̢̡̤͉̱̪̪̖̞̩̠̖̻̝̞̼̺͙̦͉̪̰̮͉̮̩͇̥̳̠̙̬̣̬̻͚͉̳̐͆̏̍͂̌̈́́́̇̄͋͐̊̇͐̅͋̏̊̔̈́͛̑̚͜͜͠Y̴̡͓̟̣͙̜̥̜̦͍͖̘͋̽̈̔͗̅͊̾̂͑̃̀͌͋͜ ̷̧̡̢̢̧̡̮̹͚̲̪̘̟̟̙̤̠͎̖̣͚̻͓̮̖̱̫̬̭͕̠͚̲̥̦̮͌̌̀͐͂̂̀̓̂́͒̕͜͝ͅN̵̨̨̡͓̗̰̯̜̺̼͔̥̰͕͚͇͇͇͔̳̺̱̞̙͙̫͉͖͖̹̼̼̣̘̮͉̫͓̦͎͍̮̩̲̺̟͎͐̓̈̈́͑̐̅̃̈́̂͆̈́̀̋͘͜ͅͅÉ̴̠̦̲̮͓̰̠̻̩̘͈́̂̏̽͋̏̆̍͋́̈́̑̈́̓́̚̕͘̚W̵̰̬̹͚̟̝̖͔̻͍͊̽̉̃͊̋̐͑͆̂̒͐̓́̑̍͆̎̿̔͂̀̒͛͗̆̆̕͝ ̴̨͙̩̳̲̪͍̜̭͖̻̪͓͉̰̥͍̥̰̫͉̺͇̮͇̖̫͇̬̒̐̕͜͜Ỷ̴̠͓̝̫͇̤̍̎͋͜Ȇ̵̡̲̰͕̭̹̦̠͙̼̰̪͈̹͎͇̘̯͍̮̤͆̄̉̓̈́̄̕̕͜͜͝A̶̛͈͕̦͓͙̜̦̥̹̟̱̹̠̣͍̗̳̲̪͖̫̗̼͔̼̝͓͕̲̘̳͓̋̐̇͂͑͋̌͋̏̓̽̿͘̚͜͝ͅR̷̛̜̰͇̫͍̥̹̞̬͒̍̓̒̀̇̀̑̉͐̈̾̈͆͒̇̾̐͌̋͒͊̄͂̎͛́̑̈́̅́͊͘͘͜͠͝͝͠ ̴̡̢̺͍͚̗͍̫͓̳̙̝̪̤̣͇͖͇̜͈̭̥̙̩͎̍̽̾͋͆͗̋͛̇̏̐̈́͑̍͋̍̕̕̕̚̚͜͝A̸̡̢̨̨̛̛̖͖͓͕͙̺̻̦͖̫̩̭̥̜̟̙̘̝̲̱̬͉̱̱͚͙̒̍̃́̋̉͊̔̎̈́́͑̉́̍̃͂̈̓̀́́̑̎͒̽͆̾̑͒́̅̕̚̕̕̕͜͝͠G̵̛͚̪̺̰͉̤̰̖̙̙̣̓̑̓̅̈̾͝Ą̵̧̨̢̧̧̧̮͚̤̰̤̥̞͙̻̟̪̳̱̻̱͎͕̤̪̞͍̟̦̤̣͖̭̻̹͖̹̤̟̦͍͍͓̔̑́̂̈́̍͋̒͛̿͂̓̓̉̋̓̏͗͛̉̀̂̿̅͜Ỉ̵̡̢̨̛̜̯͓͓͓̗͈̙̠̣̪͙͔̗̯̤͉̖̘̪̦͍̝̞̺̜̭̙̣͈͚̮̞̩̏͒̊̂͒͐́͊̋͌̍͒͜͝N̴̢̡̛̜͓͈͖͕͔̻͓͚̱̫̞̻̪̪̘͓͕͙̹̲͍̗̰̺͚̗̝͉̮̮̿̈̿͌̂̌̀͋̉̽̍̓̏́̉͐͒̒̈́̎͘͜ͅͅ
I WANTED TO TAKE A PHOTO OF ME CAT TO CELEBRATE BUT SHES NOT WEARING HER FESTIVE COLLAR ANYMORE SO JUST HAVE SOME NORMAL PICS FOF HER INSTEAD [SORRY IF THEY LOOK WEIRD I WAS HOLDING MY FLASHLIGHT GUN AT THE SIME TIME AS I WAS TAKING THE PHOT ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
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Guess I'll join in as well, anyways have this cool wanderer guy from a deadly hills game (good luck trying to draw that bat wing lol)
There's not much to him, he's just a passive neutral dude who likes watching his packmates do whatever they do. Like, a background character who's content with his role
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7 minutes ago, Chiyanna said:
(also did u read through game 1 which I shall call
THE EPIC STARWARS SHOWDOWN
i Have now.
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On 11/10/2021 at 2:34 AM, Chiyanna said:
@PincerClaw420 (props for discovering this site)
And everyone else feel free to tag ppl. I want there to be as many characters as possible so this is as epic as possible.
Also I'm unsure if any other cakes exist but @Lizardcake needs someone on her team I'm just sayin'
Huh, neat! Here's the form ig
Name: Kris
Pronouns: They/Them
Pfp: you can use the pfp i have right now but if that doesnt work i have this extremely high-quality png
Affiliation in the forum war: Deltarune
Team: Also deltarune
Perks (traits): Leader / Seductive (THE SECOND PERK DOESN'T REALLY DESCRIBE THE CHARACTER BUT I HAD NO IDEA WHAT ELSE TO PICK-)
Item: Sword
Main or minor: main
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kıis
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Just now, ralsei deltarune said:
yeah im pretty sure it is lmao
There's actually another lesser known one out there at this link: https://orteil.dashnet.org/murdergames/ It has a lot more options, such as assigning personality traits, teams and images. So a bit less random, if that's what you're looking for.
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Just now, Trooper Modeer Cake said:
Hey guys...
It seems no one voted blood now!
An intelligent move. But actions speak louder than words. Your erasure means nothing.
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My firstt nish role play!!1!!! (April fools rp)
in Roleplay section
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*acidentally causes a wildfire with tail*
ASTROX: This is a represantation of my inner turmoil; everything I touch is set on fire.
*proceeds to do absolutely nothing as smoke fills the sky*
ASTROX: This is all simcity's fault