Pancake

Smooth criminal best one you can’t change my mind

suffer

Ripped out my last baby bone

im an adult now 

I want heelys but they’re so expensive and I can’t find any my size >:[

Sleep deprivation go brrr

What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

you can unscrew a lightbulb

*pulls out recorder and plays pre-recorded laugh track*

Bro calm down you be lookin like a

Hello

i see you’re still alive?

thats good

Oh cool I’m the only one on

my bones are itchy

They. Played. Heatwaves.

i just- I

i cant

bye

✨Castaways we are castaways

ahoy there

ahoy

we are castaways✨

Look up dnf.gay

you will be surprised by what you find (it’s not bad dw)

That feeling when you know you’ve been awake too long when green wakes up before you have slept

I’m coming up with another Dream SMP au

one where the trio (I forgot what they were called (Quackity, Karl and George)) are the villains

big pog

Went to the orthodontist

only got two more baby teeth then I’m a real grownup ✨

What voice should I read your dialogue in

1. cursive
2. Beeps
3. Salad fingers (like me 🌝)
4. average female
5. Aztec death whistle
6. e c h o
7. average male
8. animal noises
9. Other?

https://giphy.com/clips/viralhog-viral-hog-adorable-child-excited-for-chocolate-eZtHxvSCaD1zzXONpy

Thunder just struck near the back of my house and it scared the crap out of me AAAA

GUYS I FOUND OUT HOW TO DO THIS THING THAT ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING

Fun fact: Red squirrels and Grey squirrels are in a constant war with each other

grey squirrels will sneak into red squirrels nests and make the baby males unable to create bebes of their own

*stares at status*

animation time

You have been captured