Simon: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Simon, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Edgar, standing in front of Simon: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*
Simon, crying: Please...stop...
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Edgar: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Simon: A pet WHAT?!
Dragon of Music: William Snakespeare.