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Someone wanna talk? (secretly just Lilytuft posting about TLD)


Lilytuft

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  • 2 weeks later...

Me: Dad, have you ever seen a moose in The long dark?

Dad: No, only in the update vlogs

Me: I have a moose. Do yo want to see it?

Dad: Did you kill it?

Me: No, but I'm in a fishing hut and the moose is outside

Later

Me: *Opens my TLD save* Do you want to see the moose now?

Dad: Okay. Do you have a rifle?

Me: No, but I have a handgun

Dad: *tries to shoot the moose*

Moose: *runs away*

Dad: *puts a can of tomato soup cooking on the fire*

Also dad: *goes to sleep*

Me:  (screaming) You are gonna burn the soup!

Soup: *burns*

Dad: Oops *goes to shoot the moose again*

Moose: *stomps on dad*

Dad: *shoots moose*

Moose: *stomps on dad again*

Dad: *tries to shoot the moose and hide behind a tree*

Moose: *still stomps on dad*

Dad: *runs away, applies way too many bandages and takes pain medication, then crafts the rest of my cloth into bandages*

Also dad: *is about to close the game*

Me: No! It's not gonna save! You need to sleep first!

 

And that, my friends, is the story of how my TLD character got three broken ribs :')

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