Zixvir Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 21 hours ago, Polly said: everyone say o7 to Sam the rollypoly who was brutally murdered at recess o7 meanwhile at my school everyone walks around and is too scared of bugs. some will attack but mostly out of fear. but no, mostly just running around having fun. R.I.P Sam. You should create a dirt grave actually I just realized I could build things out of dirt at recess. but ye, hire everyone to make a monument. 20 hours ago, cookie -she,her- said: o7 rest in rip I'd be concerened about rest in rest in piece but it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 29, 2021 Author Share Posted August 29, 2021 haha Your prompt: Green: If Pancake and I were drowning, who would you save? Polly: You two can’t swim? Pancake: It’s a hypothetical question, Polly! who would you save? Polly: my time and effort. Your prompt: Green: WHY. why did you give Polly a KNIFE?! Pancake: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Green: Now I feel unsafe! Pancake: I’m sorry. Pancake: ... would you like a knife? Your prompt: Green: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Pancake: Okay, but in my defense, Polly bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Green: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?! Your prompt: Green, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Pancake: You did WHAT– Polly: William Snakepeare Your prompt: The squad is trying to con some random guy Green: Um, Pancake, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Pancake: We need money! Green: You're scamming him? Pancake: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Green: What?! No way! Pancake: Why not? We already stole Polly! Polly: Hey guys Green: No, we didn't. Polly can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want! Polly: I wanna steal Your prompt: Store Worker: Would a Mx. Green please come to the front desk? Green, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Pancake and Polly Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Pancake and Polly, simultaneously: We got lost : ( Green: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 29, 2021 Author Share Posted August 29, 2021 cave trio version Polly: What time is it?Pepper: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find outPepper: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*Zixvir: WHO THE *f word* IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNINGPepper: It’s 2 am Your prompt:Polly, texting Pepper: Pepper! Help I’m being kidnapped Zixvir: Where are you? Polly: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Pepper: I’ll call Zixvir. Zixvir, answering their cell: Y’ello? Pepper: Where’s Polly? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Zixvir: Polly? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Zixvir: Zixvir: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Zixvir: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Polly: WHO ARE YOU?! Your prompt:Polly: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Pepper: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Zixvir: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t- Your prompt:Polly: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Pepper: We got spring water Polly: NO. Zixvir: with EXTRA minerals Pepper: it's like licking a stalagmite Polly: DON'T COME HOME. Zixvir: Mmmmm cave water Your prompt:Pepper: If you had to choose between Zixvir and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Polly: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Zixvir: Polly! Pepper: 63 cents. Polly: I'll take the money. Zixvir: POLLY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zixvir Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Strawberry said: haha Your prompt: Green: If Pancake and I were drowning, who would you save? Polly: You two can’t swim? Pancake: It’s a hypothetical question, Polly! who would you save? Polly: my time and effort. Your prompt: Green: WHY. why did you give Polly a KNIFE?! Pancake: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Green: Now I feel unsafe! Pancake: I’m sorry. Pancake: ... would you like a knife? Your prompt: Green: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Pancake: Okay, but in my defense, Polly bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Green: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?! Your prompt: Green, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Pancake: You did WHAT– Polly: William Snakepeare Your prompt: The squad is trying to con some random guy Green: Um, Pancake, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Pancake: We need money! Green: You're scamming him? Pancake: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Green: What?! No way! Pancake: Why not? We already stole Polly! Polly: Hey guys Green: No, we didn't. Polly can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want! Polly: I wanna steal Your prompt: Store Worker: Would a Mx. Green please come to the front desk? Green, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Pancake and Polly Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Pancake and Polly, simultaneously: We got lost : ( Green: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me- since my brain is getting rid of the differences it's accurate. Except Polly can't swim. It DOES jump time a bit to be accurate, and kinda mixes it too, but my brain wants it to be correct. 2 hours ago, Strawberry said: cave trio version Polly: What time is it?Pepper: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find outPepper: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*Zixvir: WHO THE *f word* IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNINGPepper: It’s 2 am Your prompt: Polly, texting Pepper: Pepper! Help I’m being kidnapped Zixvir: Where are you? Polly: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Pepper: I’ll call Zixvir. Zixvir, answering their cell: Y’ello? Pepper: Where’s Polly? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Zixvir: Polly? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Zixvir: Zixvir: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Zixvir: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Polly: WHO ARE YOU?! Your prompt: Polly: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Pepper: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Zixvir: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t- Your prompt: Polly: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Pepper: We got spring water Polly: NO. Zixvir: with EXTRA minerals Pepper: it's like licking a stalagmite Polly: DON'T COME HOME. Zixvir: Mmmmm cave water Your prompt: Pepper: If you had to choose between Zixvir and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Polly: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Zixvir: Polly! Pepper: 63 cents. Polly: I'll take the money. Zixvir: POLLY!!! not really accurate. I wouldn't be mad, I'd just con Pepper AND Polly. For the second to last, oh that one's a blast, it's almost comepletely correct if you only count on me. for the third to last, I only don't agree with burning a house down. I may accidentally kidnap someone in an rp so that makes sense. And for the first one replace it with: Person 1: what time is it? Zixvir( or any chaotic character): IT'S MUFFIN TIME person 2: ummm actually it's 12:30 Zixvir: SOMEBODY KILL ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 29, 2021 Author Share Posted August 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, Zixvir said: since my brain is getting rid of the differences it's accurate. Except Polly can't swim. It DOES jump time a bit to be accurate, and kinda mixes it too, but my brain wants it to be correct. not really accurate. I wouldn't be mad, I'd just con Pepper AND Polly. For the second to last, oh that one's a blast, it's almost comepletely correct if you only count on me. for the third to last, I only don't agree with burning a house down. I may accidentally kidnap someone in an rp so that makes sense. And for the first one replace it with: Person 1: what time is it? Zixvir( or any chaotic character): IT'S MUFFIN TIME person 2: ummm actually it's 12:30 Zixvir: SOMEBODY KILL ME i didn't make them zix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 29, 2021 Author Share Posted August 29, 2021 is it just me or everything i say i cringe at it the second i say/post it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GreenTheGreat Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 27 minutes ago, Strawberry said: is it just me or everything i say i cringe at it the second i say/post it You're not alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 best fanart 10/10 the one and only fanart of the night, a 3 year old series i made that is so bad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 binge the series, now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Strawberry said: binge the series, now (Cursing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Ranboo but a lot worse said: (Cursing) what was your favrite part pancrack mine was when walmart says his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Strawberry said: what was your favrite part pancrack mine was when walmart says his name It was all pretty good :] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 Just now, Ranboo but a lot worse said: It was all pretty good :] oh uh guess it's not very cringe?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Strawberry said: oh uh guess it's not very cringe?? I thought it was pretty funny ngl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 Just now, Ranboo but a lot worse said: I thought it was pretty funny ngl yeah lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 OK I HOPE THIS IS THE RIGHT TOPIC NOW LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 i found comment history im about to cringe to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pancake Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Just now, Strawberry said: i found comment history im about to cringe to death Exactly ahaha😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Just now, Strawberry said: why Subscried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 so.. you guys know that this is sky, she is sad one like = one prayer comment i said i made? I FOUND IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 Just now, Strawberry said: so.. you guys know that this is sky, she is sad one like = one prayer comment i said i made? I FOUND IT i can't bring myself to delete it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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