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i want to but i haven't gotten the chance to even finish the first episode. BUT SCOTT STERLING THO

my friend: "*trying to explain that they are extremely depressed* see, i have problems, okay?" our 8-year-old neighbor: "I know." wow. just wow.

"i am going to steal your onions."

"toes. you have them."

"sorry you cant kidnap my son today. he still needs to pack for our family murdering spree. is it okay if we reschedule this for sometime next week? he's been wanting to go to that new horror movie in the theater downtown. i think it's called 'killing children is not okay'. i told him he has to wait until there is someone old enough to go with him for him to see it. good thing you're here, huh?"

even more Gs danggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

"quick, give me the lambchops! *yeets kneecaps as a threat*" "those were my daughter's, you bastard! *attacks with purse*

danggggg

wait, do you watch Studio C, too? natalie, whitney, mallory, stacey, and jason are from Studio C, but then they left and started another thing called JK Studios. All three are equally funny

*wheezes*

"i can speak it, too" "yes, because I speak the British language." "whell hi cahn dooh beattah than yooo" "can you though?"

"perfect butt-dial abilities. I'll take it"

oh okee thx

what site is this? i'm on my school computer and it says it's blocked so i can't see it

yea ig?

same tho

dang now u r having a seizure. or stroke. or smth. idk

IT'S A PAINTING, TOO!!!

YUP. like i said, seizure.

...uh... ...uhm... ...ok. just, YES.

this was during a history assignment from eighth grade. i had to find info on one of the female nurses during a war (i legit forgot which one bro) and this came up. i think google had a siezure.

oh dang

ya'll cunfuzzle me.

ooh, cool! i know a little bit about 3D printing, but not a whole lot. I think my local city library has a 3D printer; do you have the dimensions? i kind of want to make one now! he seems quite cute, btw