for those who play zelda games :
Mipha: Hi, who's this? Revali changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Link: What's mine?
Mipha: Dwarf.
Link: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Mipha: Oh, hey Link.
Link: F**K!
(that one was really the most accurate lol)
Revali: Did you miss me while I was gone?
Daruk: You were gone?
Link: Yo dumb*ss, get over here.
Urbosa: Okay-
Daruk: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Urbosa, sadly: I thought... I was dumb*ss...
Link to Zelda, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Mipha, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Urbosa: That sounds so threatening…
Revali: The Wedding Games…
Daruk: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Zelda: Beautiful.
Link: F**k all of you!
Link: Daruk learned how to fold origami penguins from Mipha the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.