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you know what they are and if you don't google it just put some here ig

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This is cool and all, but don't let that distract you from the fact that Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

ive only seen this one twice smh

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Good Morning

This is clearly a hate message, it requires serious action

thanks

[flower]

1 hour ago, printе said:

Good Morning

This is clearly a hate message, it requires serious action

thanks

cookie no-

[Katumai]

1 hour ago, Flower said:

cookie no-

shhh, just let it happen Flower

[flower]

1 hour ago, Katumai said:

shhh, just let it happen Flower

Good Morning

This is clearly a hate message, it requires serious action

thanks

 

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2 hours ago, Flower said:

cookie no-

are you my dad? no. you can't tell me what to do. georgie already said it anyway

[flower]

43 minutes ago, printе said:

are you my dad? no. you can't tell me what to do. georgie already said it anyway

no but platonically i am your valentine. 

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12 minutes ago, Flower said:

no but platonically i am your valentine. 

sorry i fogrot

[PincerClaw420]