Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 the title explains it lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Orange: That's ridiculous, Yellow doesn't have a crush on me.Blue: Yes they do.Pink: Yes they do.Yellow: Yes I do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Orange: I’m in love with you.Yellow: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.Orange: I know.Yellow: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Murderer: Any last words?Pink: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Blue: Pink, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.Pink: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Pink: Blue, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?Blue: Yellow, Pink wants you to get out of the house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Yellow: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Blue: You believe me?Orange: Blue, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Pink: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Blue, trying to impress Pink: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.Orange: They turned it off and back on again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Pink: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.Pink: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Pink: How did you even get in here?Yellow: Blue's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Yellow's door"!Blue: I’m closing the window. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Yellow: Hey, Pink, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?Pink: Yeah.Yellow: And you, Blue?Blue: Umm... yes?Yellow: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!Blue: Did they just- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Orange: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 *Blue is casually searching around the room*Yellow: Hey Blue, what’re you looking for?Blue: My will to live. *Pink walks into the room*Blue: Oh, there it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Orange, Yellow & Pink: *screaming*Blue: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Pink?!Orange: Wait, why are you asking Pink that when Yellow and I are also here?Blue: Because Pink wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Yellow: *watching their house burn down*Yellow:Yellow: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Yellow: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?Orange: Not by the law! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Blue: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.Pink: Frickin Orange and Yellow were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Yellow, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?Blue: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.Yellow:Yellow: Water you doing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poo Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, Cult Leader said: Yellow, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?Blue: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.Yellow:Yellow: Water you doing? Pretty sure that this topic is for you to not forget- But This holds all of my pain from when I ask a person a joke. This is my only comment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Blue: The stars are so beautiful...Pink: They're just giant balls of gas.Blue: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-Pink: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.Blue: Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Orange: Did Yellow just tell me they loved me for the first time?Blue: Yeah, they did.Orange: And did I just do finger guns back?Blue: Yeah, you did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 *At a bank teller window*Yellow, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!Blue: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!Yellow: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*Blue: GODDANGIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy. Posted April 6, 2022 Author Share Posted April 6, 2022 Blue & Pink: Surprise! We're having a baby!Yellow: What?!Blue & Pink: *pull out adoption papers* It's you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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