Birb’s homethread (V2) where I scream into the endless void of eternal agony

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3 minutes ago, cedarwhisperplaysniche said:

Pffft-

I had to think of something

[BirbMonster]

I finally got a response from my dad to my letter coming out

he says its ok

yay

I'm still wondering how my parents didn't find it for almost a week now (I think?). I PUT IT IN THEIR BED-

[BirbMonster]

I'm watching the premiere for a new msm update trailer and the chat is literally just talking about what monsters they simp for-

Mostly these:

• Viveine
• Rare Whisp
• Hoola

[BirbMonstwo]

GUYS MY DAD IS BUYING ME THE ARC 2 WOF BOOKS 

[BirbMonstwo]

I was playing this puzzle game I have on my phone called I Love Hue Too and I accidentally clicked reset progress

I had like 230 levels finished-

This is my first time being actually mad at that specific game 

It’s normally so relaxing. Until you accidentally delete months of progress 

[BirbMonstwo]

9 minutes ago, BirbMonster2 said:

I was playing this puzzle game I have on my phone called I Love Hue Too and I accidentally clicked reset progress

I had like 230 levels finished-

This is my first time being actually mad at that specific game 

It’s normally so relaxing. Until you accidentally delete months of progress 

Ok I’ve replayed the first 10 levels 

[BirbMonstwo]

There’s an msm live in 2 minutes but I’m probably gonna miss it this time 

Im too tired and I also feel kinda sick so staying up and using my phone might make that worse 

[BirbMonstwo]

I’ve gotten up and I still feel really sick

I probably won’t go do school today

[BirbMonster]

Pranking LochNessMango

I changed the autocorrect settings on his phone so the most common phrases he says will be changed 😈

Yes and no will be swapped

"Ew" is changed to "OMG HALE YEAH SLAY KWEEN"

"Sup" is changed to "Donald Trump is hot"

[BirbMonstwo]

Forgot to post this

 

[BirbMonster]

 

[BirbMonstwo]

Doctors in the monster world probably have a rather hard time 

They need to learn about the differences in biology for all those species

Like, hundreds of different species

Scree

[BirbMonstwo]

My headcanon about the Werdos right now is that:

One day, a portal to the human world opened briefly, and out, somehow, popped 4 monster-like eggs. They were hatched and raised around other monsterlings. But, of course, they were very strange. From the moment they learned to talk, they could speak both the human and monster tongues. Also, they never stopped growing, until they eventually reached the size of quad-elementals. At around 25 years old, the 4 creatures simply ceased any signs of aging, and are, in fact, 50 years old now. Nobody really knows how much longer they’ll live.

 

Yeah, our boi Tiberius is older than the Werdos 👍

[BirbMonstwo]

[BirbMonster]

Come down today!

And try some corn!

Or we will sacrafice your newborn!

[BirbMonster]

[BirbMonster]

I accidentally changed the layers on the Gwen PMV I am now dying from laughter this is 'beak' comedy

[BirbMonster]

 

[BirbMonster]

*gathers friends around campfire*

I have stories to tell..

One of my sister's friends is over today.

Gonna call the sister "Violet" after her online name and the friend "L" because it's the first letter of her actual name.

So, two things:

1: We went out on a walk with LochNessMango, Violet, and L, without our parents. They sent us to buy some stuff and also be outside. We went to this lake near where I live with some stores, and hung out there. I had my phone with me in case we had to call my parents. I was bored so I tricked them all into having photos taken of them so now I have images of my siblings and one friend being confused

2: This just happened and it's hilarious. I was chilling on the hammock in my garden, and L was messing around with a yoga ball. I decided to tell her to throw it at me so I could kick it back. We did this a few times, and then I kicked the yoga ball really high and over our neighbor's fence. I laughed so hard at this that I couldn't breathe and we had to go to our neighbor to retrive the ball. The thing is, because of how my neighborhood is structured we couldn't find the house, even after going all around the block. Only my dad knows where it is so he's going with Violet and L rn to get the yoga ball back

[shortcake]

On 4/20/2023 at 9:11 AM, Galvana said:

Pranking LochNessMango

I changed the autocorrect settings on his phone so the most common phrases he says will be changed 😈

Yes and no will be swapped

"Ew" is changed to "OMG HALE YEAH SLAY KWEEN"

"Sup" is changed to "Donald Trump is hot"

hold up how do you even do that??

[BirbMonstwo]

Made this Picrew of me

[BirbMonstwo]

Not going to school again

I was better the day after I got sick what one time, but now I’m sick again 

[BirbMonstwo]

On 4/22/2023 at 7:42 PM, Galvana said:

*gathers friends around campfire*

I have stories to tell..

One of my sister's friends is over today.

Gonna call the sister "Violet" after her online name and the friend "L" because it's the first letter of her actual name.

So, two things:

1: We went out on a walk with LochNessMango, Violet, and L, without our parents. They sent us to buy some stuff and also be outside. We went to this lake near where I live with some stores, and hung out there. I had my phone with me in case we had to call my parents. I was bored so I tricked them all into having photos taken of them so now I have images of my siblings and one friend being confused

2: This just happened and it's hilarious. I was chilling on the hammock in my garden, and L was messing around with a yoga ball. I decided to tell her to throw it at me so I could kick it back. We did this a few times, and then I kicked the yoga ball really high and over our neighbor's fence. I laughed so hard at this that I couldn't breathe and we had to go to our neighbor to retrive the ball. The thing is, because of how my neighborhood is structured we couldn't find the house, even after going all around the block. Only my dad knows where it is so he's going with Violet and L rn to get the yoga ball back

Update: Yesterday, it was still there untouched… 

I don’t think we’re getting out yoga ball back anytime soon…

[BirbMonstwo]

On 4/22/2023 at 7:42 PM, Galvana said:

*gathers friends around campfire*

I have stories to tell..

One of my sister's friends is over today.

Gonna call the sister "Violet" after her online name and the friend "L" because it's the first letter of her actual name.

So, two things:

1: We went out on a walk with LochNessMango, Violet, and L, without our parents. They sent us to buy some stuff and also be outside. We went to this lake near where I live with some stores, and hung out there. I had my phone with me in case we had to call my parents. I was bored so I tricked them all into having photos taken of them so now I have images of my siblings and one friend being confused

2: This just happened and it's hilarious. I was chilling on the hammock in my garden, and L was messing around with a yoga ball. I decided to tell her to throw it at me so I could kick it back. We did this a few times, and then I kicked the yoga ball really high and over our neighbor's fence. I laughed so hard at this that I couldn't breathe and we had to go to our neighbor to retrive the ball. The thing is, because of how my neighborhood is structured we couldn't find the house, even after going all around the block. Only my dad knows where it is so he's going with Violet and L rn to get the yoga ball back

Also, L was there for a sleepover.

On day 2 of L we went on another walk and I stole her hat twice 

[BirbMonster]

Since I'm really nearing my real final exams now (they're in a month), I'm going to have to apply for a high school. 

There's a possibility of me going to art school if there's a good one nearby