Foggie Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 this is the best story i have ever heard peculiar shady lady is 10/10 One day at a toy shop,I met a man selling apples,For money he wanted to swap,But I really wanted some apelles."Got any apelles?" asked I."For that's how I'll spend my money.""No apelles here!" said the guy.He seemed to find it quite funny."We've got some lovely cats,I'll give you a very fine price.""I'd rather have some ziggurats."The man blinked rapidly thrice.The man seemed exceptionally brainy,And his manner was strangely amused.He wasn't what I would call zany,Great disdain he noticeably oozed.Like others, he thought I was odd,Some say I'm a bit amazing.Still he gave me a courteous nod,As if he thought I was plenty blazing.So in search of my goal I departed,But before the toy shop could I leave,The man came running full-hearted,"I can help you I believe.""Apples, apelles, you shall find.Cats, ziggurats, you can get.You must now open your mind,And get down to New York Market.So to New York Market I decided to go,In search of the apelles I craved.The winds it did eerily blow.But I felt that the day could be saved.There were stalls selling crisps,Marbles in many shades.There were even stalls selling wispsPeople were scattered from many tradesI was greeted by a peculiar lady,She seemed to be rather amazingI couldn't help thinking she might be quite shady.I wondered if she was at all blazing.Before I could open my mouth,She shouted, "For you, I have some apelles!"I headed towards her, to the south,Past some cats and apples."But how did you know?" I asked,"Do you want them or not?" she did say.Silently, the apelles she passed.Then vanished before I could pay.As I walked away I hard a crackleOr was it, perhaps, a hushed cackle? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Polly really loves that toe Polly couldn't stop thinking about the toeIt was just so funny and toughNever had she known anything so bioThat morning, Polly was shocked by the mowShe had to calm herself with a puffPolly couldn't stop thinking about the toeLater, she realised that the toe was proShe thought the situation had become rather duffNever had she known anything so bioKathy tried to distract her with a ratioSaid it was time to start thinking about a scruffPolly couldn't stop thinking about the toePolly decided to change soThe toe was like a toxic guffNever had she known anything so bioPolly nosedived like a noble snowHer mind became dangerously enoughPolly couldn't stop thinking about the toeNever had she known anything so bio 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 My jolly queen, you inspire me to write.How I hate the way you eat, sleep and snort,Invading my mind day and through the night,Always dreaming about the davenport.Let me compare you to a pretender?You are more clever, forever and fun.Grey fogs hide the oceans of November,And autumntime has the kind bofors gun.How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.I hate your solid eyes, humour and thigh.Thinking of your dun humour fills my days.My hate for you is the forgiving nigh.Now I must away with a merry heart,Remember my one words whilst we're apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iikuzal Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 send this to ur crush v2 For My Deadly Seahorse A Love Poem by Anonymous Roses are red,Violets are blue,Enmity is deadly,And so are you.Orchids are white,Ghost ones are rare,The outline is wavy,And so is your hair.Magnolia grows,With buds like eggs,A term is short,And so are your legs.Sunflowers reach,Up to the skies,Victims are innocent,And so are your eyes.Foxgloves in hedges,Surround the farms,Sections are thin,And so are your arms.Daisies are pretty,Daffies have style,My ticket is winning,And so is your smile.A seahorse is beautiful,Just like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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