PincerClaw420

the mods do a regulated amount of trolling.

uhhhh have beanie cat

Hello, Walmart Support Team here! It has come to our attention that there has been an influx of walmart buyers, also known as people, spreading rumors that our store has been stealing children lost inside. Now, this is simply just that, a conspiracy theory mixed in with a rumor that no sane walmart buyer would or should ever believe in. While it is true that many children got lost in our stores at exactly 5:30 P.M. on a Friday, 17:30 for the lesser evolved of us who are unable to understand the need and significance of a P.M. when we could simply add a 12 to the number on the clock, these missing child cases are all just a giant coincidence and just that, children going missing. Besides, we have no reason to even steal these many-toothed monstrosities, as we absolutely do not even own any places to keep them, especially not near Gar Hole Arkansas, 36.2278527 (North), -93.9007523 (West), that is just plain wrong information. The only reason the children have all been missing for more than a few days is because they wandered off outside the walmart. While yes, we are still partially at fault because the hidden tooth demons were not able to comprehend our absolutely amazing store design and we are currently trying to fix our layouts, the blame rests solely on the forehead cretins. Until next time.

sus my beloved. Ever since my eyes were exposed to the magnificent and glamorous, holy and pure good god that is @sus, all of the terror I have seen in my life was cleansed from my brain and orbs inhabiting my sockets, and all of the sin and unholy actions I have ever committed in the short time frame I was given that started from the beginning of my existence to the mere seconds before I saw @sus was excused and my V.I.P. ticket to the sus abode of the damned was taken from my hands, leaving a paper cut that healed at once for it was touched by the glistening and bright ray of @sus that adorned its tentacles in the place of its sucklers that could easily protrude from it's back hidden amazingly by the protective layer of flesh with an appearance of a backpack. I cannot stress this enough, I owe @sus my life, for it has saved me from suffering dearly in the face of the hidden abyss I fell into, for it hath took my hand and pulled me up with its bright tentacles healing every inch and ounce and bit of pain.

This is slander and false information. I would never and never have roleplayed as George (the rogue) or Dream'tail or any other cats with names similar to those of popular minecraft youtubers. clout

clout Dream'tail smiled at George (the rogue), though it could not be seen underneath his white mask. "George (the rogue), I have something important to tell you." The lime-furred tom said to George (the rogue) as he contemplated on how to say this. He could do it, he just needed to be brave. /i am so sorry

who said i WASNT talking about assassinating cactus

youre on president cactus' side now???

no but ur mom is measurable 😎 /j

They have the same names but used a letter of a different alphabet that looks exactly the same. The cyrillic T, if I remember correctly

Truly, this war has gone on long enough. We must put a stop to this, but we must only punish those who are at fault. I have learned the error of my ways, to send rays of death to innocent civilians. That is not an attribute of a great leader, and if I had continued to serve as the leader of the rebellion, the cactus riders, it would not be me leading my people to stop a tyrant, it would be me leading my people to correct the world of one cactus' mistakes and not correct my own. I have stepped down from my role as the leader, president and general of this rebellion, and while I have not been very active recently, it was because I was preparing something. Something greater, to not crush innocents but to rid the world of an evil you and I know very well. I hope it will succeed, and I hope this fighting can finally stop, and the people of Cacterra may finally unite once more to continue prospering like we did before the tyrant came. I will see you all soon.

Me pressing further on for information and the 69 were the only reasons I was ever found out, Cookie Koekje. If it were not for my mistakes and love of humorous numbers, I would still be out there today, lagging the forums and discord servers with my accounts.

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*sheds a tear* :')

whats upfallo gamer

I might like partaking in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery and mischief, but I am no liar.

I'm fine with any pronouns :]

bump

I heard it a bit in the context of Niche, but I'm not sure if it's Niche related so I'm putting it here.

ඞ haha amogus rockets (please send help theyre keeping me locked in 38° 53' 52.6452'' N and 77° 2' 11.6160'' W.)

its a oncilla cat :]

fear me.

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