Peril. Our beloved crazed disaster. (Well, mine at least.)
"Oh! Right. Hello. Thank you for not screaming or fainting or throwing a crocodile at me."
"Yes. I'm Queen Scarlet's notorious death monster."
"That's right, DIE, you little monster plants. May your roots always be thirsty and your seeds all meet a fiery death until you're extinct forever! I HATE you!"
"Huh. Looks like a norm- nope! You're right! Stupidest bowl I've ever seen! Can I join in? HEY, BOWL, YOUR SHAPE IS INANE! FOOD PROBABLY FALLS OUT OF YOU ALL THE TIME! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN STACK WELL IN CABINETS! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE THE WORST! Ooh, this is great. Let's do it every day! I feel much better."