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  1. MATTRESS

    we gotta have a FUNeral 

    it's what they would of wanted

    1. PincerClaw420

      PincerClaw420

      Indeed.

  2. MATTRESS

    lemon demon vehicle 

  3. MATTRESS

    i type with both index fingers and no other fingers ((other then my thumb for space bar 

    fight me

     

    1. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      hmmmm...

      it may feel harder to use all your other fingers without and such, but it is more efficient once you fully learn it.

    2. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      here is where I learned:https://www.typingclub.com/

  4. MATTRESS

    time to wait many hours for hermicraft season 7 world download..

    image.png.7593eec25a59b23a942f802135828893.png

     

    1. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      it's way too long- it just keeps going up in hours

    2. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      I remember a comic:

      computer: this will take 30 minutes!

      person: please check again, this is a megabyte file.

      computer: oh I'm sorry, it will take xxxx years!

  5. MATTRESS

    WAIT WHAT

    DREAMXD???????

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    2. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      WAIT

      RANBOO VISITED THE MOST?

      RANBOO LORE??????

    3. GreenTheGreat

      GreenTheGreat

      *GASP*

    4. MАTTRESS

      MАTTRESS

      YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  6. MATTRESS

    OH NO

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    2. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      ??????????????????????

    3. MАTTRESS

      MАTTRESS

      OH NO

    4. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      uhhh okay?

  7. MATTRESS

    techno lore stream yeahhhh

    I never said I'd stopped liking the plot and won't watch it

    just the community, super toxic-

  8. MATTRESS

    oop

    image.thumb.png.e36ebb1e4002b48778b82f632ca2cd95.png

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    2. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      who is Ph1lza?

    3. Pancake

      Pancake

      A MCYT

    4. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      i wonder who philza is...

      probaly the most not brave man hahaha

  9. MATTRESS

    12 now but ok

    image.thumb.png.0ddce57d97f2d4eb2bc302dde76cb324.png

    1. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      you can actually update it in the files

  10. MATTRESS

    I really hate how you can't block topics  from giving any notifications

    I don't want notifications for warriors and witchcraft 

    But I don't want to unfollow people-

    1. GreenTheGreat

      GreenTheGreat

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    2. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      *screaming*

    3. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      hmm.. oh well

  11. MATTRESS

    /vent :((

     

    kinda leaving the dsmp community because it's stressing me out-

    i'll prob just watch techno and  ranboo streams because i really like their content 

    but all the drama is horrible and it stresses me out 

    i rather not talk about it but don't expect me to talk about dsmp at all

    i'll be staying in the hermitcraft fandom permanently because it's chill there 

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    2. MАTTRESS

      MАTTRESS

      MAN but also i understand

    3. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      you can talk about it more.

      I already don't watch because I don't really have time to watch hour long streams.

    4. MАTTRESS

      MАTTRESS

      she said they would rather not talk about it, also bold of you to assume theyre only an hour {:

  12. MATTRESS

    today is the day you are turned to a squirrel pancake

    there is no escaping now

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    2. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      ((you can keep your profile the same btw lol- idc

    3. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      just because your blind doesn't mean you aren't still a sqiurrel

    4. Pancake

      Pancake

      (I wasnt planning on changing my pfp any time soon so

  13. MATTRESS

    GUYS 0% OF MY VIEWERS ARE SUBBED 

    image.png.17d4a44a5480a4ddf1aaa32ef81d0357.png

    1. Pancake

      Pancake

      OH NO

    2. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      OH NO 😧

  14. MATTRESS

    only took fricken 4 years lol

    image.png.d2ac2e79e1bc789e8771b9cba358cd4f.png

    1. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      huh

      hmmmmmm

      shilling does actually work

      It might work even better if you explain how subscribing works

    2. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      though it might not work better

    3. Pancake

      Pancake

      Oof

  15. MATTRESS

    guys 

    pincer's dead

    1. Pancake

      Pancake

      We know

    2. PincerClaw420

      PincerClaw420

      Indeed.

  16. MATTRESS

    i need to stop overthinking things- 

    someone doesn't reply for a few mins and i have a mini panic attack that i have said something horrible :'D 

    1. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      psychologically if you actually say it out loud that they don't hate you then you will start to believe that.

      I know this because I have tried it myself.

  17. MATTRESS

    me trying to sleep during allergie season:

    image.png.c7f112254cc37c2fdb5d65d1b5257022.png 

    1. Zixvir

      Zixvir

      *allergy*

  18. MATTRESS

    guys on my realm can we just do something hermitcrafty 

    no lore, no plot, just cool builds and just chilling 

  19. MATTRESS

    haha i'm 1st in the most status updates lol 

    278 counting this one

    1. MАTTRESS

      MАTTRESS

      who has the least

    2. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      AspenWhisper???

    3. Pancake

      Pancake

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  20. MATTRESS

    i now have two children

    Erin the Acorn Squash

    And Benny the (Icebox??) Watermelon

    they are my children :DDD

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    2. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      IM STILL SO SAD ABOUT ERIN 

    3. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      THEY ARE BOTH DEAD

    4. Pancake

      Pancake

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  21. MATTRESS

    im still angry from the mob vote-

    If I see a glow squid anywhere, (on the realm) even if it's a pet, I will make sure it is dead. 

    1. BirbMonster

      BirbMonster

      You'll get lots of pretty glow ink sacs

  22. MATTRESS

    water my beloved

    (the cod)

  23. MATTRESS

    more dsmp wof roleplays.. W H Y

    1. GreenTheGreat

      GreenTheGreat

      Aaaaaa

  24. MATTRESS

    image.png.1f78c99de5140d418a83d6020d43c474.png

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    can you guys help me translate these- on the realm btw

    i got this part done-

    Polly,
      i  know it is you, for your tongue is known to me. my name is amaryllis and, if possible, i would  like to discuss why fawnland has declared war on my country. we have 

    1. MАTTRESS

      MАTTRESS

      ok gimme a minute i can read it B)))))))

    2. MАTTRESS

      MАTTRESS

      polly,

      i know it is you, for your tongue is known to me. my name is amaryllis and, if possible, i would like to discuss why fawnland has declared war on my country. we have never had previous interactions, so i believe this is a  reasonablereguest. of course, i am assuming that you know why. do not worry that i know where

      youive, i shall never use it against you. no harm will come to you. send your response to the same place as the last, we will discuss a meeting place if needed later.

                queen amaryllis of arboria

    3. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      thank you!

  25. MATTRESS

    a hornet flew into our house

    guess he didn't expect to be crushed by blinds to death and then set on fire with a lighter to make sure he was dead (outside, of course, i just watched the hornet get set on fire lol)

    1. Pancake

      Pancake

      f in the chat for the hornet

    2. MATTRESS

      MATTRESS

      I don't regret this 

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