“Debating is a science…” -Friend
”And the answer is-“ -Me
”VIOLENCE.” -Friend
”Okay don’t sniff it that much, you’ll get high on san san sanisizer!” -Me
”Does anyone have any loaves of cheese slices?”
”MY NOSTRILS JUST GOT DEEP CLEANED” -Me
”Are you sure you don’t want it or are you just trying to be a nice person?” -A
”I don’t want it” -B
*in unison:*
”She’s not a nice person” -Me
”[BName]’s very self-sacrificial” -C
”We don’t need any of that fake niceness around here!” -A
”Oh look, real eighth graders! As opposed to stuffed ones…”
”Are you like the little mermaid?” -Me
*intense splashing and struggling* “I’m a little DROWNING!!!” -Friend
”It’s like those children I saw the other day!! They were just sitting there so I took them!” -Me
”You’re pretty silly”
”My foot is chilly???”